how to stop snoring

[c_smith]

Haaalppp!!!??

 

[B_subgirrl]

Have you had yourself checked for sleep apnoea?

 

[Hand_Solo]

Could be sleep apnea, though my cat snores, and I don't think she suffers from sleep apnea.

 

[The Dragon]

A pillow held over the face and nose by a loved one.

or

a very sharp elbow to the ribs.

or

Sleeping on the couch.

or

a tennis ball sewn into the back of a singlet and worn at night so sleeping on your back is too uncomfortable.

 

[Hand_Solo]

*glues tennis ball to cat's back*

 

[aninnymouse]

How does sleeping on the couch solve the problem, save for getting away from the snorer, the snorer getting away from you.

When I sleep on the couch, I still snore, and fairly loudly.

/FWIW, I like to sleep curled up on my side. Even then, I snore.

 

[Hand_Solo]

*glues tennis ball to anninymouse's back*

 

[aninnymouse]

*glues tennis balls to Hand_Solo's....Hands. *

 

[Hand_Solo]

Great, now I have to type with my dick.

 

[aninnymouse]

Y'don' stop wit a damn tennis balls I'monna glue thadda yer hands next!

 

[Hand_Solo]

Blame The Dragon. I tried to get my cat to wear a singlet, and she wasn't having any of it. I figured you wouldn't wear one either. Glue seemed like the next best thing. I'm just trying to be helpful.

 

[The Dragon]

Blame The Dragon. I tried to get my cat to wear a singlet, and she wasn't having any of it. I figured you wouldn't wear one either. Glue seemed like the next best thing. I'm just trying to be helpful.

Quit using my name in vain or there'll be MoFo issues, god damn it!:biggrin1:

 

[Hand_Solo]

I think you're in sporting goods and you're just trying to find new and exciting uses for tennis balls to boost sales.

 

[The Dragon]

I think you're in sporting goods and you're just trying to find new and exciting uses for tennis balls to boost sales.

I'm into sports and yes they involve balls of sorts....tennis balls, umm, no!:biggrin1:

 

[Hand_Solo]

I knew it! I totally had you pegged as a bocce fanatic.

 

[The Dragon]

I knew it! I totally had you pegged as a bocce fanatic.

Talking of pegged and balls...how about you kneel down and run your tongue over my boots. <---a hint.:wink:

 

[Hand_Solo]

That depends on your taste in boots. I love leather, but I'm picky. *begins to salivate every so slightly*

 

[The Dragon]

That depends on your taste in boots. I love leather, but I'm picky. *begins to salivate every so slightly*

How about I bend you over and paddle your arse while you shout.."Thank You Mistress, may I have another!"

 

[Hand_Solo]

You'd have to wear patent leather boots for that to happen. Shiny vinyl might work too; I'm a magpie when it comes to shiny.

 

[The Dragon]

You'd have to wear patent leather boots for that to happen. Shiny vinyl might work too; I'm a magpie when it comes to shiny.

No vinyl here, precious.

The handle of my single tail gets nice and shiny when it's lubed up....just sayin'.:biggrin1: