how to stop snoring

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  1. c_smith

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    Haaalppp!!!??
     
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    Have you had yourself checked for sleep apnoea?
     
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    Could be sleep apnea, though my cat snores, and I don't think she suffers from sleep apnea.
     
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    A pillow held over the face and nose by a loved one.

    or

    a very sharp elbow to the ribs.

    or

    Sleeping on the couch.

    or

    a tennis ball sewn into the back of a singlet and worn at night so sleeping on your back is too uncomfortable.
     
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    *glues tennis ball to cat's back*
     
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    How does sleeping on the couch solve the problem, save for getting away from the snorer, the snorer getting away from you.

    When I sleep on the couch, I still snore, and fairly loudly.

    /FWIW, I like to sleep curled up on my side. Even then, I snore.
     
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    *glues tennis ball to anninymouse's back*
     
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    *glues tennis balls to Hand_Solo's....Hands. *
     
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    Great, now I have to type with my dick.
     
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    Y'don' stop wit a damn tennis balls I'monna glue thadda yer hands next!
     
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    Blame The Dragon. I tried to get my cat to wear a singlet, and she wasn't having any of it. I figured you wouldn't wear one either. Glue seemed like the next best thing. I'm just trying to be helpful.
     
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    Quit using my name in vain or there'll be MoFo issues, god damn it!:biggrin1:
     
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    I think you're in sporting goods and you're just trying to find new and exciting uses for tennis balls to boost sales.
     
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    I'm into sports and yes they involve balls of sorts....tennis balls, umm, no!:biggrin1:
     
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    I knew it! I totally had you pegged as a bocce fanatic.
     
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    Talking of pegged and balls...how about you kneel down and run your tongue over my boots. <---a hint.:wink:
     
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    That depends on your taste in boots. I love leather, but I'm picky. *begins to salivate every so slightly*
     
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    How about I bend you over and paddle your arse while you shout.."Thank You Mistress, may I have another!"
     
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    You'd have to wear patent leather boots for that to happen. Shiny vinyl might work too; I'm a magpie when it comes to shiny.
     
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    No vinyl here, precious.

    The handle of my single tail gets nice and shiny when it's lubed up....just sayin'.:biggrin1:
     
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