c_smith's thread has now been utterly derailed, but I'm dripping pre-come, which is, alas, no cure for snoring.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of Hand_Solo? You can ask Mr. Owl, or you can find out for yourself.
Go to the doctor and have a sleep study done. In my experience, the stuff they sell on TV and in banner ads is crap, a waste of money. A doctor can prescribe solutions. Dragon Lady can't.Haaalppp!!!??
No it isn't. This is serious stuff, and sleep apnea can kill you.This is the funniest thread ever !
I use a CPAP machine for my sleep apnea. It was more than because of the snoring , I held my breath in my sleep. The clinic clocked me at a minute and a half of holding my breath.
Sucks, but now I can sleep. they said if the CPAP machine hadn't worked, there's surgery they can perform to cut out the tissue in the back of your mouth (uvula, etc). Since the CPAP works, they suggested against the surgery because even that's 50-50.
I'd be tempted to try the surgery just so I didn't have to sleep with the machine *shudders*
Things that might indacate aponea would be;
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2. Nose bleeds or dried blood when you blow your nose.
No it isn't. This is serious stuff, and sleep apnea can kill you.
I've recently been told I snore like all bloody hell but only sometimes. If I drink large amounts of beer, take a pain med for any reason, or am extremely tired I snore like a freight train. It is so bad that my GF or I have to seek quietness somewhere else in the house. If anyone finds a real 'cure' please let me know!!!!!
I tend to snore when I've had a couple of glasses of wine before bed and when I pack on some pounds (e.g., I try to keep my weight at 175lbs, but when I get sloppy, e.g., right now, at about 183, I tend to snore a lot more).