How to talk dirty?

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  1. fak_et

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    A girl I am sort of seeing says she likes when guys talk dirty to her. I really haven't done this in the past too much as I am a nice guy and don't like offending girls.

    Any tips for this? I am a fast learner so just point me in the right direction and Im sure I will be alright. What kinds of stuff do you recommend talking about.
     
  2. Quite Irate

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    Talking dirty isn't about thinking about it, it's about heightening the sexual experience. You can't really plan it. The only real tip I can give is this: don't let yourself feel stupid while doing it. I guarantee it will only be worse that way. It's like dancing. Guys who can just have fun regardless of whether they can dance or not are always going to be more appealing than those who sit at the bar all night. Dirty talk is usually completely laughable in hindsight, but a turn on while you're in the mood.
     
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    Fak et, I love dirty talk as well. Not necissarily the whole time, but those comments that let me know how he is feeling.

    First, I would ask her if there are any words she finds offensive, just in case.

    Phrases that turn me on go something like this:

    God, your p***y tastes so sweet.
    You are so hot and tight.
    I love how wet you are.
    I need to f*** you so bad.
    Your tits are so beautiful.
    I love licking your clit.
    Do you want my c**k?
    Do you need it harder, baby?
    Spread you legs wider.
    Show me you pretty c**t.
    You are such a horny little slut.
    Beg for my c**k.
    Do you want me to lick your little p***y?


    Okay......now I'm just horney!!! :eek::rolleyes:
     
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    gah... after that who wouldn't be..lol:biggrin1:
     
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    Apparently I like talking dirty to myself! :biggrin1:
     
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    you can just keep right on talking dirty, it won't bother me any at all!!:tongue:
     
  7. Willy_the_Wonka

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    Well, there's the movie Blue Velvet, and Dennis Hopper talks pretty dirty in that.

    Perhaps you could learn a few dirty lines from that.


    Or maybe not. :eek:mfg:
     
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    yeah, I remember..."Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

    God, i'm horny now. :tongue:

    I'm not a fan of the typical "dirty talk". I'm a moaner, whimperer, groaner, and screamer so i'm usually incoherent if it's that good. If it's the slow, sensual session I enjoy teasing, whispering what I want to do to him, what I want him to do to me.

    *reflects on last night*
     
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    Wow, I have this same problem. Dirty talk is a big turn on for me too, so I would love to be able to do it. But like fak_et, I'm too much of a nice guy that none of it really comes natural for me. When I try, I feel really awkward and dumb. I know my girlfriend would love it, because she's mentioned it before.


    And wow wldhoney, you totally turned me one as well as yourself.
     
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    Wow, I have the same problem as fak_et. Dirty talk is a big turn on for me, and I would like to be able to do it, but being too much of a nice guy, whenever I try it feels awkward and dumb. I know my girlfriend would appreciate it, because she's mentioned it before. And so will I. I love to hear it.

    And wow, wldhoney, your words just make me "pop up" for joy!
     
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    Sorry, it posted twice.
     
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    Yeah, pretty much here. I tried it about a year or two ago with a guy who was very verbal, and it just came off as forced and phony. Well, he did anyway. :rolleyes:

    I'm never above a few buttslaps or some gentle hair pulling, though. :tongue:

    But yes, I'm usually a moaner, breathe thru my teeth, or a few lines in between the deed, alterations of the "hey I totally dig you" variety.

    It also depends on the partner. If it's all out rutting sex, then yes...if it's spontaneous. But the options are few. How many ways can you say the same thing without sounding like convoluted dialogue from a bad porn movie?

    I'm one for a little laughter sometimes, too. Back in the days, there was a fourway that comes to mind, and it's going awkwardly, and I am on the receiving end of a huge dildo, and I'm going "Push! PUSH!!!!" and the guy doing it is like "you mean you want more :confused: " and I look directly over my shoulder at him, half turned around and say, "No, I'm having a baby!" :mad: but it was more in the timing, or ya had to be there, but it was what was needed at that moment, I guess, because everyone just went "BWAAAAHAAAHAAA!" simultaneously. Anyways, one of the other guys asked to see me again after that and suggested the possibility of more. :eek::biggrin1:

    Not babies. :mad:

    It basically boils down to.... the amount of passion, and these days it's more about quality than quantity for me. Something I thought I'd never hear myself say.
     
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    If it feels weird coming out of your mouth, it'll probably sound lame to your gf/bf.

    I've had my really talkative moments as well as the usual 'oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck' repeated a hundred times. It's really all in the moment.

    Just go with it. If you feel the urge, go on and say it. Otherwise, show her you find her sexy with all of the other parts of your body!

    Sounds your lady is very receptive and will coach you if needed. Chances are, she'll love your 'dirty talk' as long as it comes from your gut, not your head.

    (read below for advice V V V)
     
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    I'd say start with dirty compliments if you're unsure.

    "You look so hot in that sundress I wanna fuck you right now."
    "You look so fucking hot, baby."
    "You look so beautiful with my cock in your mouth."
    "That big cock in your mouth making your pussy wet?"
    "I'm gonna lick your pussy so good after I cum in your mouth / on your tits."
    "Oh god, baby, your pussy tastes so good."
    "I love your pussy juice all over my face."
    "I want you to ride my face. Cum on my face."
    "You want this big fucking cock in you? Beg for it, baby?"
     
  17. fak_et

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    I think I explained wrong, talking dirty during sex wouldn't be a bad idea. I am talking about how to talk dirty when not having sex without crossing the line?
     
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    I think there are not general rules, it depends on you and her.
    I like to talk dirty but not all the time, I like it in wild sex and with the right partner. I think that you will not cross the line till what you tell her will be interpreted as "I made him so hot that he's out of control"!:smile:
     
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    the words "cock" and "fuck" are pretty effective. use those alot when going at it. sorta repeating some things that have been said already.
     
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    wet, cock, hard, pussy, swollen, sweet, tight, moan, groan, cum, squirm, taste, lick, suck, fuck, tease, punish, juicy....

    yeah... just mix it up... who cares what you say.

    Maybe you should read the stories in porno mags.... they help.
     
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