How to tell her about poop problem

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Yeah, there's a problem. This isn't even anal sex related.
You clicked on this thread so now let me go into detail about the issue. Enjoy!


So the girl I am having sex with has an issue with...well..properly wiping her ass.

Most of the time when having sex doggy style it is the most noticeable. There is usually the sent of poop and I have actually seen pieces of it on occasion. Sometimes just some of the streak from wiping. I have been trying not to look because I wanted to finish having sex and not be turned off.

How the hell should I bring something like this up to her? She also tends to get self conscious about stuff, which is why I am surprised that there is this problem. It has been consistent.


While I am at it, what is a good way to tell her that letting hairs grow out from your nipples is also unacceptable?
 
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Tell her to use baby wipes after she defecates and before you have sex.
 

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You're not supposed to flush baby wipes down the toilet. They make moist flushable wipes, normally found in the middle of the toilet paper aisle if you are in the states. Bring a pack to her place, keep a pack at your's, tell her you have to have them because you love to be clean... she should try them, because she'll love them... etc.

Honestly, depending on her age and the level of shyness you might really embarrass her if you just come right out and say it. I know, be honest.. blah blah.. but you could give hints with the wipes to see if it works, without causing possible hurt feelings.

The nipple thing, ahhhh maybe she hasn't noticed or she doesn't inspect her body. Maybe she doesn't care... I have no idea what to tell you other than to point it out in a good manner.
 
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These are the wipes you are looking for. :wink:

I use them at my house, they're fantastic... baby wipes for adults that you can flush! I feel much cleaner using these than toilet paper. I would do what Laidey said and to keep some at her house (and yours too if she ever comes over there) and tell her how awesome they are compared to regular toilet paper.

Nipple hair... I'm not sure about. That might be one thing you just have to tell her. It might embarrass her but if it bothers you that much...
 

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The wipes are a good idea actually. I think I will try to figure out a way to make that work.

The nipple hair, well...I had pointed it out once and I guess she doesn't care enough to do much about it. It's not hugely excessive but there are a couple course hairs that grow out and get to me quite long. Sucking on nipples loses some of it's fun when there is a hair or 2 wondering around in your mouth as well.
 

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Actions sometimes speak louder than words.

1) The next time you want to make a point about the poop, leave some on yourself and have her give you a blowjob. After that, she'll remember that she needs to clean up after herself. :(

2) Make love to her titties and pull on the hairs often. She'll figure that one out also.
 
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From my most sensitive husband verbatim:

"Sound like you're (puts on sunglasses) shit out of luck."

Such a caring man.
 
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okay... have to say it...

why are you continuing to have sex with people who can't wipe their own ass properly?
*blink*

one time, maybe gets a pass.... a typical standard of hygiene? urm, get the fuck out! nobody can be that hard up. and i say hard up.... because you didn't say girlfriend.. you said "girl i am having sex with."

solution... raise your standards.
 
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Hemorrhoids can make hygiene difficult. There may be internal ones that cannot be seen but cause painful wipe.
 

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Necro bumping a 7 year old doodoo butt thread, bold move.

Either you searched doodoo butt or you are reading deep into the back logs of LPSG.

The back logs lol
 

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I don't do anything sexual without a thorough shower with antimicrobial surgical soap on all external genitalia included first. The extreme fears of this happening to me keep my closely adhered to my hygiene requirements. And let's not forget brushing of teeth prior also.