How to tell if a guy has a big dick

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    or in any other orifices YOU may have to take it IN! :D
     
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    Ya, I was going to say, stick your hand down his pants. Or pull them off him...other than that...
     
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    Better estimates than the usual posters... ;-) LMAO
     
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    Actually you can tell by posture. Men shift posture more often if their penis is in the way, much like women with larger breasts shift posture because keeping larger external organs in one particular position is not comfortable. That's not universal, but it is a decent rule to go by.

    For the record I shift often. ;]

    It should be noted that this technique only works for the flaccid penis.

    Super-Secret: There are people, women specifically, who slip a certain substance into drinks. The substance creates a chemically induced erection and obviously is one of the best methods for ascertaining what you want to know. It isn't ethical to drug people for that information though.
     
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    Why go to all that trouble, a girl whispering sweet nothings in my ear does it for me :p

    Also i have seen some evidence that size is related to height. But even then it only moved the average a few tenths of an inch, so in an individual case it isn't going to mean much.
     
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    hey "professor", wouldn't it be easier to just subtract 2 inches and cut out the squaring the result and then taking the square root? that just sounds redundant
     
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    It's not redundant. By squaring then taking the square root you get the absolute value.
     
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    Good point.
    But redundancy is an established part of life. :wink:
    Like the very question this thread is addressing. :smile:
     
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    no way to tell for sure, i guess just good judgement. you basically just have to lay it on the line and ask them, that's what i do.
     
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    Has big Teeth been mentioned? :biggrin1:

    I have known 3 men with really big teeth. Two of the 3 had a horse cock to match their horse teeth. The 3rd I have yet to see! :mad:
     
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    Huh!!!!!!

    There are a few ways to tell, if you think he is hot and want to check, just freak with him on the dance floor, almost any guy will get an erection, if you are not in a night club just go to a quiet corner and start kissing and feeling with your body or hands.

    If he is too drunk to get erect, fuck him, he’s a loser and you won’t have much fun anyway.

    Hello people – r u all brain dead, this is not rocket science.
     
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    I think my wife would agree with shaken.

    According to a friend of mine who has known her since her mid-teens, and told me some stuff about her recently when he had too much to drink, she was a keen swimmer and also enjoyed the beach, back in the late 70's and 80's when speedos were all the rage she would sit or wander around in her strapless bikini, bearing in mind she was a slim 32E then (32F now and still slim), enjoying the fact she would easily turn most men on. Apparently she enjoyed it and if she saw someone she liked she would try and do it deliberately and for the most part very successfully, she was not shy in acknowledging what she had done either, even with other people around. She used to say why not, men know how endowed she is. This friend said she was not worried about getting friends aroused for that reason and it even happened to him. He was not worried about it, as he said she was damn hot and was not surprising it happened.

    I have seen holiday snaps with her with men she has met where they were either around a pool or on the beach and you can see these men struggling to contain themselves, a couple of them were huge.

    A girlfriend of hers also reminded her recently in front of me how they used to wander in the mens changing rooms as school, college and camps and how they first did it at 14 years old. I asked her about it and again there was the strapless bikini on some occassions.

    So I guess shaken my wife had a similar way of finding out if someone had a big dick, even if it was just out of fun and curiosity.
     
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    To the OP, I'm not a lady, but I pay attention the way that men walk. Long, wide steps, disregarding height and shoe size, usually is a good tip that he's got something worth seeing. I've used it for year and haven't been disappointed yet.
     
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    So...:cool: are you all saying I can stop looking at men's groins then?!!? :rolleyes:


    Phew!!! what a relief! :lmao:
    I swear they were beginning to notice! :biggrin1:

    (and I was struggling to tell, too! :confused: - in reallity... no frickin' clue!:redface:)



    Thx! I can stop squinting now! :smile:
     
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    The only real way is to ask for a peek preview!
    If a girl asks me to see my penis, I would just tell her, yes, but let's go to a private place, no compromise.
     
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    The only way to tell must be iF the guy is a shower and have a massive soft dick .
     
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    I've gotten some strange looks at times when depending on my pants, you could see the lining of my head and I usually have to tuck it to the side. Its kinda embaressing at times, especially when the person your talking to it sitting down.
     
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    rub your ass on his leg or whip your tits out, then look at his groin.
     
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    i don't think there's a way to tell. :rolleyes:
     
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    .... or even 3 inches.
     
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