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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by B_kdawg7736, Oct 22, 2009.
How can you tell if you are well-hung? If you can carry two coffee pots and a dozen donuts.
if a woman says.. ."Dayum, i dont know"..when you whip it out!
when you got a rope around your neck.. i guess then you are hung
That's actually pretty clever!
You know you're hung when ... you use the child's urinal in the mens' room to avoid getting wet.
Your dick head falls into the water while you are taking a dump
lol to everyone's responses, keep em coming!
....when one pant leg is thicker than the other.
when you find yourself pissing your socks
When you can enter a three-legged race without a partner.
when half your dick hangs below your nuts...
when a "fruit" roll-up becomes something you do to get dressed
Seems like the definition of a pencil dick to me. Most donuts I've seen don't have a hole more than 1" diameter.
when your partners all begin to walk around like bow legged cowboys
If swimming in a public pool with faulty netting in your swim trunks, people think you're part manta ray.:yikes::yup:
when you gain the ability to win races from second position
...if your partner has a black eye and its not an abusive relationship...
When you turn right, your cock goes left
(Or is that Dyxlexia?)
You need both of your hands to jerk off...
when you can "Jump rope" without a rope.