How to tell if you are well-hung...

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  1. B_kdawg7736

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    How can you tell if you are well-hung? If you can carry two coffee pots and a dozen donuts.
     
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    if a woman says.. ."Dayum, i dont know"..when you whip it out!
     
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    when you got a rope around your neck.. i guess then you are hung
     
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    That's actually pretty clever!
     
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    You know you're hung when ... you use the child's urinal in the mens' room to avoid getting wet.
     
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    Your dick head falls into the water while you are taking a dump
     
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    lol to everyone's responses, keep em coming!
     
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    ....when one pant leg is thicker than the other.
     
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    when you find yourself pissing your socks
     
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    When you can enter a three-legged race without a partner.
     
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    when half your dick hangs below your nuts...
     
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    when a "fruit" roll-up becomes something you do to get dressed
     
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    Seems like the definition of a pencil dick to me. Most donuts I've seen don't have a hole more than 1" diameter.
     
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    If swimming in a public pool with faulty netting in your swim trunks, people think you're part manta ray.:yikes::yup:
     
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    when you gain the ability to win races from second position
     
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    ...if your partner has a black eye and its not an abusive relationship...
     
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    When you turn right, your cock goes left

    (Or is that Dyxlexia?)
     
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    You need both of your hands to jerk off...
     
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    when you can "Jump rope" without a rope.
     
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