How to tell if you are well-hung...

[Calboner]

When you wonder why most of the guys in porno have such small dicks.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

When you wonder why most of the guys in porno have such small dicks.

True! :rofl:

 

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when you notice most women and men are constantly staring at the bulge in your snug uniform... with eyes glazed and licking their lips...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Another good way to tell if you're well-hung is if you're in the bathroom while your significant over is in the shower, and they don't need a towel rack while you're there and seeing them naked in the shower. :naughty::yup:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Forgive my observation (I'm not trying to hijack the thread), but these answers are getting a little... strange.

Here's mine for today: 'How to tell if you are well-hung...' If all else fails, your mother should know!

(Ask her! She seemed pretty impressed to me the last time we fucked.)

 

[Doc_Choc]

when you got a rope around your neck.. i guess then you are hung

Heh, nice one there, I LoL'd

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Forgive my observation (I'm not trying to hijack the thread), but these answers are getting a little... strange.

Here's mine for today: 'How to tell if you are well-hung...' If all else fails, your mother should know!

(Ask her! She seemed pretty impressed to me the last time we fucked.)

Uhhhh, definitely not appropriate for this there, bro.:irked::nono:

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Ackjerly, not so guudd. That wudd be 'hanged,' grammatically speekin, as my grammar wudd sayy.

Yes, ma'am; that's wut I say 2 my grammar wen she corrects me, but u kin call me Sir! Now, get back on that laptop n learn 2 use ur spellchecker!

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Oh, wut, Miz Big Mouth Joisey Attitude and a couple of censorious, finger-wagging, animated Emoticons® are gunna dictate wut's appropriate in tha Funny Forum?

I think not.

Go 'so appropriately' roll yer big avatar boobiez at sum1 who possibly cares wut you n yer inflated dick numbers (in, where are you, neway, Wayne? Ho-ho-kus? Parsippany? Fort Lee?) think if you cant take a joke! (Even if yure in Short Hills, I don't care! You couldn't scare me on Hallowe'en! Oh, wait...)

Well, maybe I wud care if you were on tha Isle of Jersey, but in that case I'd just be sorry for you, but I'd deffo be more sorry for tha cows who wud prolly get a complex if they ever saw yer avatar (not that I'm not also sorry for youu naooww!).

Get it, Twinkletitz?

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

...you can scratch your chin with a boner

 

[Rubenesque]

You get arrested for indecent exposure while wearing cropped trousers

 

[B_hungprepjock]

Everywhere you go, wherever you are, no matter how 'appropriately' you're dressed, people are always stopping, when they see you approach, to stare dumbfounded and open-mouthed at your crotch, until they can get a hold of themselves, at which time they point their fingers and scream, 'Photoshop!'

 

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Or the classic... deep throat your own dick...

 

[jnj4play]

if girls, or guys for some, tell you they dont think they can "accomodate' you:smile:

 

[silentview]

when auto-fellatio has nothing to do with flexibility

 

[carolinacock7]

When you can enter a three-legged race without a partner.

lol winner

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

At family picnics your cock gets mistaken for a summer sausage.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

At a nudist colony's volleyball game you don't use your hands or head(the one with your skull, genius!) to play.

 

[B_kdawg7736]

...you never thought Ron Jeremy was very big.

 

[Calboner]

...you never thought Ron Jeremy was very big.

Apart from his BELLEH. :tongue: