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"How to Tick Off A Woman"
Courtesy, Joke Du Jour
Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic
things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she
wants to know why you want to know, say,
"So I don't make the same mistakes."
Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're
willing to suffer with it through sex just to
please her.
Imitate her having an orgasm while dining
out.
Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
Tell her you've applied for the position of BJ
inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
After sex tell her the doctor assured you it
isn't contagious. Then faint.
Laughter really is the best medicine! *Have a funny joke you'd like to share here on my blog? *Please add by commenting below, and have a funny day! *
See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here: *
http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/*
Courtesy, Joke Du Jour
Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic
things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she
wants to know why you want to know, say,
"So I don't make the same mistakes."
Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're
willing to suffer with it through sex just to
please her.
Imitate her having an orgasm while dining
out.
Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
Tell her you've applied for the position of BJ
inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
After sex tell her the doctor assured you it
isn't contagious. Then faint.
Laughter really is the best medicine! *Have a funny joke you'd like to share here on my blog? *Please add by commenting below, and have a funny day! *
See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here: *
http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/*
