How To Tick Off A Woman

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  1. FlowerChick

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    "How to Tick Off A Woman"

    Courtesy, Joke Du Jour

    Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic
    things you plan to do. Then go bowling.

    Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she
    wants to know why you want to know, say,
    "So I don't make the same mistakes."

    Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're
    willing to suffer with it through sex just to
    please her.

    Imitate her having an orgasm while dining
    out.

    Fake your own orgasm while dining out.

    Tell her you've applied for the position of BJ
    inspector at the nearest whorehouse.

    After sex tell her the doctor assured you it
    isn't contagious. Then faint.


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    ???
    hehe.
    no wonder my wife is pissed off.
     
  3. snobbes

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    Damn girls are so touchy !
     
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