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  1. billy99

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    Pardon me if this is in the wrong section.

    But....

    how do you do the helicopter with your penis? i hear talk of it and was wondering....thanks.
     
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    lmao! hmm.....well a long soft or semi floppy weiner helps. then I guess you would grasp it at the base and whirl away lol. welcome to the site
     
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    my pic didnt work....

    base...closest to you? then whirl around.....sounds fun.
     
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    get yourself a semi, then grip your dick at the base and slowly begin to make circular motions with your hand. Increase the force and speed until all you see is a blur of flesh (if your foreskin starts making that whooo-whooooing sound you're doing it right).

    If you're doing the helicopter right, you'll start to hover smoothly around the house.
     
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    ...around the house?!? Its how i get to work, beats the traffic:biggrin1:
     
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    It only works if you're hung, though.
     
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    Well, otherwise you only end up making moon-hops every 20 feet...
     
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    I tried but I couldn't stay soft long enough.. got hard. :wank:
     
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    my boy doesn't use his hands. he does this hip roll kinda shimmy thing. the trick might be hot if i could stop laughing.

    ml

    bf:*making ftpt ftpt sound with his mouth*
    mickey: hahahahahah
    bf: *the i am so proud of me smile on his face*
    mickey: ohmygod *falls off bed, almost pees on self*
    bf: blackhawk down *sad face*
    mickey: hahahahahaha ohh hahahahah
     
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    dude it's like swingin a rope, why do you need instructions
     
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