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[billy99]

Pardon me if this is in the wrong section.

But....

how do you do the helicopter with your penis? i hear talk of it and was wondering....thanks.

 

[unabear09]

lmao! hmm.....well a long soft or semi floppy weiner helps. then I guess you would grasp it at the base and whirl away lol. welcome to the site

 

[billy99]

lmao! hmm.....well a long soft or semi floppy weiner helps. then I guess you would grasp it at the base and whirl away lol. welcome to the site

my pic didnt work....

base...closest to you? then whirl around.....sounds fun.

 

[uncut1982]

get yourself a semi, then grip your dick at the base and slowly begin to make circular motions with your hand. Increase the force and speed until all you see is a blur of flesh (if your foreskin starts making that whooo-whooooing sound you're doing it right).

If you're doing the helicopter right, you'll start to hover smoothly around the house.

 

[Disco_diesel]

If you're doing the helicopter right, you'll start to hover smoothly around the house.

...around the house?!? Its how i get to work, beats the traffic:biggrin1:

 

[yngjock20]

It only works if you're hung, though.

 

[uncut1982]

It only works if you're hung, though.

Well, otherwise you only end up making moon-hops every 20 feet...

 

[billy99]

I tried but I couldn't stay soft long enough.. got hard. :wank:

 

[MickeyLee]

my boy doesn't use his hands. he does this hip roll kinda shimmy thing. the trick might be hot if i could stop laughing.

ml

bf:*making ftpt ftpt sound with his mouth*
mickey: hahahahahah
bf: *the i am so proud of me smile on his face*
mickey: ohmygod *falls off bed, almost pees on self*
bf: blackhawk down *sad face*
mickey: hahahahahaha ohh hahahahah

 

[sevenbysixinch]

dude it's like swingin a rope, why do you need instructions