How would I show off for someone discreetly?

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  1. HungYoungFullOfCum

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    Hi everyone,

    I'm a guy in college that shares an apartment with three other roomies. I'm curious to get ideas on how to show off to a girl, but make it look like an accident. The woman that lives in the house behind us has caught my attention. She's definitely a hot older woman, maybe a milf, and hopefully a cougar. When we've been hanging on the deck, I've noticed her in her kitchen looking out at us. (Her back yard looks into our backyard). My bedroom is also on that sidde of the house, so she could potentially see in there. She also has looked out her window when I've been working in the yard, but can't tell if she's looking at me or just out in general. She seems to be on the phone a lot in her kitchen. I don't know her name, so I dunno if she's on Facebook.

    I want to see if she would be scared off by me showing. Any tactics or suggestions are appreciated.
     
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    patience......it'll pay off
     
  3. Mrmaxwell

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    Put a dick picture in your phone. Get to know her, talk to her, and eventually she'll be nosy enough to attempt to see who else you're talking to.....bam! She sees your piece. Pretend that you took that picture many moons ago, and forgot it was in there.
     
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    Hmmm, do you think that once she sees you show, that you've nailed her?

    Maybe she being older might not be so impressed by a huge piece of meat and actually would rather get to know your personality. Just a thought.
     
  5. BigDallasDick8x6

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    Work out in tight gym shorts and no shirt in front of your window at the same time every night so she knows when to watch. If she's horny this might drive her up the wall. It would me. LOL. If you have a semi going, be sure and stand profile so she sees the big bulge.

    In fact, walk around your room a lot at night with the curtain open and the light on without a shirt and in bulge hugging shorts. Pace around while talking on the cell phone, etc. Be dressed the same way while folding laundry on your bed etc. There are a million excuses to flaunt your body and your bulge and make it look like you're nonchalant.

    Lay out in the back yard in tight gym shorts working on your tan and have a couple beers nearby. If she comes out, wave and say hi and offer her a beer. Hopefully she'll come over and sit down and chat. (Disadvantage here is it will be several months before it's tanning weather again. LOL)

    When she's out in the front yard working on the garden or getting the mail or newspaper etc., be out jogging commando in grey sweatpants. They show a dangling cock really well. When you are almost to her house (like the house next to it) slow to a walk and say hi and see if she's receptive to getting a conversation going.

    You get the idea........

    (And yes I can vouch for the success of these kinds of tactics. LOL)
     
  6. blackbottom2

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    She probably fancies you for being you and would not be interested if you change into a pervy or wierd cock flasher
    Best is to to start wearing shorts, they dont need to be tight or anything, take off your shirt and do some exercise in her view without making it obvious so she can see your body and talk to her at the front of the house, ask her to do something for you or lend you a cup of sugar or say the food she is cooking smells nice
    She is probably lusting after you but probably does not want to be seen to be a total slut, well not yet anyway
     
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    Unless of course she has hot thoughts and fantasy of taking all three of you on
     
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    I'll work the video camera!!!!!!!
     
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    go and ask something about the yard to the lady and do the oldstyle charmy talk ;-)
     
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