How You Park Your Dick?

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  1. 1069mars

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    Hey Men, I am wondering how you park your dick? If you have a short dick, I think you don't have many choices but if you have a long dick, you can park it upward or downward or even horizontal.

    Anyway, men who park their long dick at 3 o'clock or 9 o'clock look so sexy. My Fun Zone: Where Should I Park My Long Dick?

    Anyone of you willing to share your "parking" position?
     
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    I usually park my dick in the handicapped zone at Starbucks.
     
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    I'm good at parallel parking, so I park my dick parallel to my right inseam.
     
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    too the right :rolleyes:
     
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    I say if you've got it, flaunt it. Plus I agree 3 or 9 o'clock is darn sexy
     
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    down and to the right... if I tried it any other way it would end up in that position anyway.
    It would never stay at 3 or 9 once I started to move and up was never an option.
     
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    A little to the right, as it's usually a bit too big to sit straight down in a confining crotch.
     
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    No choice for me because my dick chooses to park to the left, always. A left curve on the right side is uncomfortable.
     
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    Mine hangs down to the left, I guess it would be about 7:00 on a clock.
     
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    I park it at five.
     
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    Here's another at 5.
     
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    'bout 7:30, where it seems to prefer to be
     
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    but I never learned to park. :frown2:
     
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    Another 7:00
     
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    I park my dick next to the the other semi trailers
     
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    So...7:00 it is. I try for 5:00 but the curve takes over.
     
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    how come only I alone park my dick at 12 o'clock? Am I abnormal?
     
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    I park it outside, 6 o'clock.
     
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    your ok, I usually part mine at 12 o'clock or in the garage next to my car
     
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    I do a 3 point turn then parallel park it on the side
     
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