The Squeeze and I watched Countdown last night. It's part of the extra 80€ I decided to cough up for " 'Mericuhn News and Programming." We decided, after I explained who Howard Dean was and his various exploits (among them, being an MD) that he had the typical thick neck of a muscle morph. Only muscle morphs, AKA gym rats, have necks so thick they can barely breathe when wearing an off-the-rack international sized shirt. This led us to speculate that, despite being Howard Dean, that if he were willing to play for "our" team, he'd be a rather successful porn daddy. Even if his dick doesn't impress, he would probably make a great bottom.
Anyway, that's what one tends to focus on when watching USA news in one's home in Spain. Distance is everything.