Howdy From Upstate Sc

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I’m a recently outed (against my wishes) almost divorced single dad with some kind of dick obsession. I’m also slightly vain and enjoy showing off. Here’s my answers to some questions:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
3-4” to about 7.5” erect.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? I’ve seen bigger.. biggest maybe 10”. Maybe.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
It’s perfect!

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I wouldn’t say ‘so’ big.. I get lots of compliments and it’s easy to hook up on apps. The only con is that maybe sometimes it feels *too* easy which makes me feel slutty sometimes.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
nah

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I wouldn’t mind another inch lengthwise or girthwise, but I’m content.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Always.. it’s what guys do!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? not sure what that means.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?yes sometimes

11.) Have you ever sat on it?nah

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?nah

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5’6” 10-10.5 show. So my cock looks bigger on me bc I’m shorty.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?maybe?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) German/scotch Irish . According to some article, it seems like Germans are slightly more hung than other white people. Maybe.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Only when I hook up and yes.. being admired is a *huge* turn on and self esteem booster.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Someone in a band I used to play in made some comment about my big dick, and I was like, what, you guys have watched me pee? I acted slightly annoyed but of course it was a turnon that someone had noticed !

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I’d love to sometimes.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small = smaller than 6; big = bigger than me.


20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Besides fuck like a machine ?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Maybe ?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? I can wear regular size.
 

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