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Originally posted by Pappy+Mar 18 2005, 06:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pappy &#064; Mar 18 2005, 06:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Mar 16 2005, 08:33 PM
so I see you&#39;ve all met Julianna, I didn&#39;t think it would take her long to find her way around&#33;

*stealthily hides Pappy&#39;s razorstrap lest he uses it on me*
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Jana, you can run but you can&#39;t hide. I have eyes everywhere......LOL

*Pappy got a new razor strap today, can&#39;t wait to use it on some virgin ass*
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*Whew* Glad I&#39;m not a virgin&#33;
 

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Just wanted to bump this because I heard tell that Julianna was seen &#39;round these here parts. *looks under couch cushions* Where are you?
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@May 16 2005, 09:57 PM
Just wanted to bump this because I heard tell that Julianna was seen &#39;round these here parts. *looks under couch cushions* Where are you?
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Dirty lies&#33; I am nowhere.
 
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Originally posted by TexAssgirl@May 18 2005, 08:05 PM
Abs - I can&#39;t help but laugh every time I see your av. I must be a sick little demented person. :lol:
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We could have told you that Leslie&#33;
 

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Welcome to the board Juliana&#33;

Hope you enjoy yourself, and if you are half as entertaining as your Momma we&#39;ll have a lot of fun&#33;&#33; :)
 

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Whoa&#33; I missed this&#33; Nice to see you around Julianna&#33; Now, i need to make my mom post more, and it&#39;ll be one big happy crazy family. :lol:
 

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Originally posted by Mr._dB+Mar 15 2005, 05:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mr._dB &#064; Mar 15 2005, 05:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Mar 15 2005, 06:26 PM
Nick and I will meet out behind the barn to discuss this.

How are you at rock, paper, scissors, Nick?
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"Tiger hand totally beats paper&#33;"
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Would that make you a paper tiger?
 

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Originally posted by absinthium@Mar 15 2005, 12:58 PM
b.) I know a lot of you kids on here are not so fond of the ever-unpopular lurker, (ahem... *coughmymomcough*,) but I feel I owe the community a certain amount respect (I mean, c&#39;mon, it&#39;s a support group after all,) and might not get around to posting/participating immediately... I&#39;d much rather get a feel for the place and the conversations that are going on before I catapult myself in. Please don&#39;t think me standoffish, I&#39;m sure in no time you&#39;ll all be sick to death of hearing from me. (Heh... Longwindedness runs in the family, as I&#39;m sure you&#39;ve already guessed.)
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Well, it&#39;s not so much lurkers, but lurkers who PM people. So you&#39;re the famous Julianna. You&#39;ll find a lot of guys interested in you. Not that many girls, since this is a penis-oriented site.

Be careful around that wine.
 

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Famous or infamous, there she is. I just got back from spending the last few weeks in her shining presence.

Jonb, you may be surprised to know that because of the broad-minded nature of this board, there&#39;s plenty of girl-love going on around here too&#33; Oh yeah, and I heard you&#39;re a vampire.
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 2 2005, 11:41 PM
Famous or infamous, there she is. I just got back from spending the last few weeks in her shining presence.

Jonb, you may be surprised to know that because of the broad-minded nature of this board, there&#39;s plenty of girl-love going on around here too&#33; Oh yeah, and I heard you&#39;re a vampire.
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Glad you&#39;re back, MZ. The board&#39;s been kind of like a can of soda that had lost its carbon dioxide...
 

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There&#39;s a story there. ashlar mentioned that he was goth, so I started nibbling on his neck to make him a real vampire. I could probably think of a few other places to nibble.
 
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Originally posted by jonb@Jun 3 2005, 06:43 PM
There&#39;s a story there. ashlar mentioned that he was goth, so I started nibbling on his neck to make him a real vampire. I could probably think of a few other places to nibble.
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*Feels both of your heads*

Feeling alright? You seem a little homoerotic today Jon&#33; :p
 

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Originally posted by jonb@Jun 3 2005, 10:43 PM
There&#39;s a story there. ashlar mentioned that he was goth, so I started nibbling on his neck to make him a real vampire. I could probably think of a few other places to nibble.
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Well, just so you know, I never tire of thinking about you in homo-erotic love trysts. If I can&#39;t have Ashlar, you might as well&#33; I&#39;ll be the cameraman for that one.
 
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Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 3 2005, 07:55 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 3 2005, 07:55 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jun 3 2005, 10:43 PM
There&#39;s a story there. ashlar mentioned that he was goth, so I started nibbling on his neck to make him a real vampire. I could probably think of a few other places to nibble.
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Well, just so you know, I never tire of thinking about you in homo-erotic love trysts. If I can&#39;t have Ashlar, you might as well&#33; I&#39;ll be the cameraman for that one.
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*Points in opposite direction*

Look Jana...a HUGE cock&#33; *Jana turns around to look*

*Snakes your cam and starts taking pictures and filming*

:p I win&#33;
 

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Originally posted by hung_big@Jun 4 2005, 12:02 AM
Look Jana...a HUGE cock&#33; *Jana turns around to look*

Chris, use your brain. It&#39;s Jon and Romey we&#39;re talking about. Why on earth would Jana turn her head at the mention of a huge cock when she&#39;s already got two huge cocks right in front of her?
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jun 4 2005, 12:49 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jun 4 2005, 12:49 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-hung_big@Jun 4 2005, 12:02 AM
Look Jana...a HUGE cock&#33; *Jana turns around to look*

Chris, use your brain. It&#39;s Jon and Romey we&#39;re talking about. Why on earth would Jana turn her head at the mention of a huge cock when she&#39;s already got two huge cocks right in front of her?
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Enter the dragon&#33; DMW, you and jon have a history......c&#39;mon down. Three&#39;s better than two, right?

*pulls second camera out of her cleavage* Chris, now we can get opposite side shots, this should be some gooooooood stuff&#33;
 
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Originally posted by madame_zora+Jun 3 2005, 08:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jun 3 2005, 08:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jun 4 2005, 12:49 AM
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@Jun 4 2005, 12:02 AM
Look Jana...a HUGE cock&#33; *Jana turns around to look*


Chris, use your brain. It&#39;s Jon and Romey we&#39;re talking about. Why on earth would Jana turn her head at the mention of a huge cock when she&#39;s already got two huge cocks right in front of her?
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Enter the dragon&#33; DMW, you and jon have a history......c&#39;mon down. Three&#39;s better than two, right?

*pulls second camera out of her cleavage* Chris, now we can get opposite side shots, this should be some gooooooood stuff&#33;
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Always thinking, compromising and horny&#33; The IMMORTAL JANA&#33;

*continues to take pictures*

*click, click, click*