At work last night, one of the knife devices wasn't quite working properly. So I went in to fix it (turned out to be an exercise in futility, as it was irreparable, though I diagnosed the problem correctly), working from a rather awkward angle. No injuries sustained. Thing's still broken, but nothing I can do about that. But yay for not hurting myself. About an hour later, I drop a small ball of paper, and it falls into the tape dispenser. I slip my finger in to fish it out... next thing I know, I've got blood running down my finger and dripping on the product.