How's Your Sex Life?

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

How often do you have it?

Whenever the need arises. Usually 3-4 times a week.
Since Christmas, a few times with my special person and a BJ with another guy. Nothing else after him for a few months, maybe nothing until summer.

Is it with any special person?

Yes, although he is a little less special these days.

Do you have several partners out there?

Other than the "special" person, I've had three other BJ/oral partners in the last ten months. One just BJ.

Do you have to schedule it, or do you just go with the flow? Let's here it.

Go with the flow.
The "special" person is only a few blocks away and less busy than I am, so no need to schedule. But, I am on a break so no calls/visits for his ass. :smile:

 

[Draconis71]

How often do you have it? Is it with any special person? Do you have several partners out there? Do you have to schedule it, or do you just go with the flow? Let's here it.

What the hell is a "sex life"?
I don't know what "It" is, and I obviously don't get "it" either, I don't think...
I probably wouldn't do "it" with a "special" person, whatever "it" is...
If "it" is what I think "it" is... I'd love to schedule with it, but, to avoid the flow...

 

[Gnashin Teefe]

with a female: its been over a year.

with a male: i have a fuckbud that gives me action several times a month. usually spontaneous when one of us is in the mood - just make a quick phone call or send an email - we try to stay available for each other when the need arises.

occasionally a random internet hookup works his way into the mix too.

 

[hardstang]

I think mine is ok. Get once a week if I have been good (j/k). Same person for 4 years which is awesome because then i don't have to wear a condom cause shes on the pill. It will normally just happen but there are times when I know I'm going to get it. And the pics of mine are from when I knew i was going to get some!

 

[vergax]

Well, I have not had sex since the the first day of the year, then I was preparing (i thought) to have a special one, but last weekend we kind of cut our ties, without ever having sex
I have a fuck girl in another city, plus some other countries. But right now, here, I am searching , good thing Carnival time is here, only time of the year in which Luzern goes a bit wilder :biggrin1:

I'm in a relationship right now, and i have as much sex as i want to. I also travel a lot, and because of this I have a sex buddy in most of the European countries that I visit. Anyway, I call those buddies only when I don't have a serious relationship at home.

When your circumstances allow:
-no serious relationship at home
-travelling to central Switzerland.

.....
Add me to your FB's list, I'll be honoured

 

[midlifebear]

So many of these postings are so sad (to me). No sex? Not very often? You have to "schedule" sex? ¡Ay, caramba! For a pseudo support group dedicated to all things REAL BIG and BEAUTIFUL and LONG, too, my heart is a breakin'.

Worst of all, having to ask one's partner for sex? What's up with that? Sounds suspiciously WASPish to me. But then I'm mostly happy white trash.

For those of you in a relationship and are not getting any, try this:
1. Call up the pizza delivery place and order a pizza.
2. Hang up the phone.
3. Immediately tear each other's clothes off.
4. Go at it like minks on crack until you both cum hard and fast before the pizza man arrives.
5. When the pizza arrives pay for it and enjoy.

For those of you not in a relationship, consider the following:
1. Call up the pizza delivery place and order a pizza.
2. Hang up the phone.
3. Wait for the pizza person*.
4A. When the pizza person* shows up immediately tear off his or her clothes and go at it like minks on crack until you at least cum.
4B. If the pizza person is not your type or unwilling, pay for the pizza and eat it.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

[Whopper-lee]

I just go with the flow:wank:

 

[Principessa]

with a female: its been over a year.

with a male: i have a fuckbud that gives me action several times a month. usually spontaneous when one of us is in the mood - just make a quick phone call or send an email - we try to stay available for each other when the need arises. occasionally a random internet hookup works his way into the mix too.

Why no relationship? Is that by choice?

Shitty, haven't been with a lady in almost a year, been even longer since I've been able to suck a big one. Very dry spell...........

So much for bi-sexuals having sex 24/7.

Whenever the need arises. Usually 3-4 times a week.

Since Christmas, a few times with my special person and a BJ with another guy. Okay, but what does the b/j guy do for you? Nothing else after him for a few months, maybe nothing until summer.
Yes, although he is a little less special these days. Other than the "special" person, I've had three other BJ/oral partners in the last ten months. One just BJ.Interesting I have never heard of a woman having a relationship which was just oral without penetration . . .
Go with the flow.
The "special" person is only a few blocks away and less busy than I am, so no need to schedule. But, I am on a break so no calls/visits for his ass. :smile: Using sex as a weapon/lesson rarely ends well.

my sex life is great! i love my hand and my hand loves me. S

ometimes I feel he's just using me though...

Dork or not, no one as cute as you should be alone. :wink:

It seems there are two types of categories here, the have's and the have not's. Unfortunately I fall into the latter. But at least I'm in good company.

You are in excellent company as I am a have not as well.

Well, after listening to a sick baby cry most of the night, then changing a poopy diaper first thing in the morning (and having much of the house smell of baby dung for the next 1/2 hour), and then feeding the baby and having her throw up on me and the floor, and watching the unshowered wife padding around the house in an oversize t-shirt and old, ripped sweat pants, doing the dishes and then changing another diaper....

yah, i feel really sexy after all of that.... lol... Hahaha everyone knows that the sound of a babys cry is an aphrodisiac! It's how mother nature ensures the propagation of the species. :wink::smile:

I am happily monogamous with a wife with the sex drive of a teen-age boy. Never, ever in my life have I ever declined sex, but I've had to for the sake of "junior." He was sore.

Your wife is a woman after my own heart.

Hmm, let's see on hold for a yr next month :crying:

Astonishing, I know. Guess I'm just too picky or too busy not getting busy. Oh well. :smile: Hope for the best.

Ditto. :frown1:

 

[Principessa]

How's Your Sex Life? Non-existent
How often do you have it? Have what? :tongue:
Is it with any special person? I haven't had a 'special person' since 2002. :frown1:
Do you have several partners out there? ROTFLMAO I don't slut around. If I had one partner, let alone several I would certainly not have over 8,000 posts on this site :lmao:
Do you have to schedule it, or do you just go with the flow?
Let's here it. When I had a fuck buddy it was always scheduled.

 

[D_Andy_Whorewall]

Been married 24 years...and am now in a 3 month lull, going on 4 months. Why? I'm just not into having sex with my wife!

Have I changed teams ? No!

The last few times we had sex, back in October, besides the physical act of orgasm, she did nothing for me....Rub here and there....a few minutes of intercourse and back to watching TV !

She's put on some weight, not huge, but she could care less about taking care of herself....Where I'm back into working out and staying it. At 47, I'm only 2 pant sizes from my HS days.

I just J/O once or twice a week, andshe knows it. She asked or sex last weekend and I told her my stomach was queezy, just so I didn't have to have sex.

Sounds weird huh ? Shallow ? I can't really put my finger on it, but her pussy is the last thing on my mind.....

 

[friend1969]

I can relate...wife is very traditional...she wants to make love...I want sex

She does not fondle...lays back...gets lubed up and I perform.

I get more satisfaction watching porn and jerking off

 

[B_cigarbabe]

My sex life is better than ever!
The sex just keeps on getting better, every time we make love.
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[midlifebear]

Cigarbabe, that is excellent news. No pizza for you, then. (But you can have Chinese take-out if you want.-)

 

[Hemicudap]

Mine's dead

 

[badboybryce]

Well revive it. What are you waiting for?

 

[dingdong]

non-existent

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

non-existent

me too :frown1: i need to revive it one of these days.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Single at the moment and do not envy those that aren't.

Sex life is under reconstruction at the moment.

No one special, at least not yet.

I am open to the possibilities and the likelihood of meeting someone.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Single at the moment and do not envy those that aren't.

Sex life is under reconstruction at the moment.

No one special, at least not yet.

I am open to the possibilities and the likelihood of meeting someone.

OY, i wish i was more optimistic like you.

 

[B_Monster]

Couldnt be better.