Huey Lewis vs. Peter Frampton

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Well, well, well... ol' Huey Lewis is sporting a huge dick, it doesn't surprise me because his voice is like the manliest fucking voice I have ever heard on a white man... manlier that Johnny Cash or Leonard Cohen... a fucking thick and rich voice that hints at his other "manly" traits... as thick as a soda can? Surely she must be joking, even ol' shorty mac would be bested by a soda can... wristthickxl isn't as big as a soda either. I am just hitting 8 inches of girth these days and it has been a HUGE mountain to climb, a soda can is a bit over 9 inches around, I know of only about 4 or 5 pumpers who DON'T use silicone who have achieved 9 inches of girth, it is soooo fucking rare. Even Mr. 18 inch can't claim over 7.5 inches in girth... if it is true, he would have the thickest cock in entertainment, let alone music.

Frampton is tiny? Maybe it is the tight pants that he wore... they might have compressed his weiner, that sux... but, I do know that having little to no bulge in his skintight white pants didn't stop 60% of teenage girls in dreaming about his lovely golden locks! lol!!!!

Soda cans are about 8.25 inches in circumference, not 9 inches ... at least here in the midwest, maybe they're bigger out E
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If I remember correctly, Dana Delany mentioned Huey Lewis as being the biggest she had ever encountered, and that it was rock hard. Which surprised her do to the extreme size. I believe it came from an interview on the Howard Stern show in the 90's.