Huge and Embarrassing

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  1. Novaboy

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    I made a huge blunder today. I can't believe I did it. I stopped off for coffee on the way to work (Yes fellow Canadians, it was a Tim Hortens)

    Well, I ordered a Sausage Breakfast Sandwich and....are you ready for it....


    A large penis with milk!:eek:

    Perhaps I spend too much time on this site. I'm only upto 350 posts though! Luckily the woman behind the counter didn't hear me correctly and very politely asked me what it was I'd ordered. Yikes!

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    LOL! Talk about your freudian slips ...

    Besides, I think that large penises come with CREAM, not milk ...
     
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    LOL I have the best post, but I just can't...too easy!
     
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    I thought she might call some guy from the back cooking area to the counter to serve me!
     
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    nice words!!!!
     
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    That is hilariously embarrasing lol!
     
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    Sure you can. After this morning I can take anything!
     
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    Just be glad you didn't ask her to milk your large penis!
     
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    could you have an orgy with a double double?
     
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    OMG! ROFL.....over and over and over again!!!
    Too Funny!!!
    and they say kid's say the darndest things!!!
    I beg to differ!!! LOL....dies laughing happily!
     
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    When a coworker mistakenly passed me my coat instead of my bottle of coke, I helpfully clarified by spelling it out for him.

    C-O-C-K

    oops.
     
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    haha lol the best thread ever by far in the last few months... made me laugh though..
     
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    I was mortified at the time but couldn't stop laughing when I got back into my car.
     
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    Hopefully, you dunk that huge penis in milk and eat it like cookies.
     
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    Actually, I'm a bit of a pig and tend to swallow them whole.:biggrin1:
     
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    One Cockacheno coming right up !!!!
     
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    And the blunder was - you wanted an extra large!
     
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    Your profile lists you as 100% gay. It was a slip of the tongue so to speak. :tongue:

    Now blunder would be an inadequate description if I had ordered one...:eek:
     
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    Finally, I see the blunder.
    You wanted coffee!
     
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    What puts a wan smile on my lips sometimes is not fit for print!
     
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