Mallets -- damn, I should have thought of that! They are practical, violent, and funny! Especially when they are bigger than the person or animal wielding them.
Yes, but we are trying to be practical about the means: hence the discussion of anvils, bombs, etc.Kill the buggers, they go around pissing all over your worktops and crapping indiscriminately.
The weights *HAVE* to be 16 tons. No more, no less. Otherwise, it causes severe, unrecoverable depression.
The bombs, rockets, tanks, jets, and other objects can only be gotten from ACME.
Cartoon mallets will solve the problems or destroy everything. One or the other, you can't have both.
Anvils are funny.
Spring loaded moustraps must always attack the person setting them either immediately, or later when it's funny.
Yes, but we are trying to be practical about the means: hence the discussion of anvils, bombs, etc.
Yeah, maybe Yosemite Sam could get 'em. Dad-burn varmints!But the grey box gizmos caught a few varmints