Humane way to catch a mouse

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The weights *HAVE* to be 16 tons. No more, no less. Otherwise, it causes severe, unrecoverable depression.

The bombs, rockets, tanks, jets, and other objects can only be gotten from ACME.

Cartoon mallets will solve the problems or destroy everything. One or the other, you can't have both.

Anvils are funny.

Spring loaded moustraps must always attack the person setting them either immediately, or later when it's funny.

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Rex2000 is really Wiley E. Coyote!
 

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I wrote about this a number of years ago when I discovered a whole kaboodle of 'em (little church-micey looking fellas) living in the loft after The Storm. I tried two types of "humane" traps: one a little grey delicately balanced box with a hinged door, and the other, a round windup dohicky that resembled a hockey puck.

They never fell for the latter, though I'd found one or two sprung. But the grey box gizmos caught a few varmints, whom were later deposited near an abandoned area.

The rest, however, avoided the traps (the word apparently out), and one, chewed his way out. It became apparent that I'd have to resort to more "permanent" solutions.

Recently this summer, I discoved that several were making a run at the outdoor grill, eating leftover droppings and even bringing scrounged up vittles there to eat. Again I tried the two types described above and even bought a third (a two chambered contraption with a little one way door).

None of those worked. So again I bought those (apparently tasty) little bait "packages" and tossed a few therein. End of story.
 
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