Humans for sale

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by madame_zora, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. madame_zora

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    Here is another site that will help us determine our self worth for years to come! I'm below average at 1,415,864. Good to know I'm not completely worthless! Have fun.

    http://www.humanforsale.com/
     
  2. cypher13

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    Can you believe it????

    $3,733,534.00!!!

    I just wonder if there will be anything left of me to enjoy the $$$.
     
  3. jonb

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    $2,153,786.00

    Average value for a male is $1,852,780.00
     
  4. Altairion

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    hehe that was really fun. (Of course they didn't have a choice of gray eyes or an ACT score, but it was cool)

    You are worth exactly $2,283,674.00
     
  5. BuffMusicIdol

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    I'm worth 1,361,800.00

    Below average.

    However, in my own mind, I'm still a legend. :D

    I didn't post my IQ because I honestly have no idea what it is. Plus, I'm an old fart now.

    I'm glad to report that I still get hit on at the gym quite regularly, and my wife still adores me. That has to be worth something.

    Boy, I must be REALLY insecure, look at me justify myself!!!!

    :wow:

    But it was intriguing.
    Back to the treadmill. I want my 6 pack this year so I can take pics and brag and still be a grandpa of 4 grandkids.

    Thanks for the fun, Z.
    Buff
     
  6. Dr Rock

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    $1,373,078

    well fuck you too, internet.

    I think it's because I had to leave most of the education fields blank, never having been through the US education system. yes, that's it.
     
  7. big_peter

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    You are worth exactly $2,245,050.00

    Seems to be biased in favor of men - isn't everything?

    (since women earn about 70% of men's salaries, multiply Jana's (and female ratings) by 1.5 for a real valuation)

    Don't let it get to you, Jana.
     
  8. spike

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    my value is $1,944,490.00...i wonder if i could take that in a lump sum payment...
     
  9. Pecker

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    $1,727,410.00

    I'll take it. No checks, please.
     
  10. Pappy

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    I can't fricking believe it. I am worth $3,095,460.00.
     
  11. D_Barbi_Queue

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    You are worth exactly $1,592,990.00. Right near average.
    Bah! I think it was the 4+ cavities that brought me down, and I didn't have an SAT score. I took the ACT instead. Plus, I don't know what the hell my IQ is. Bastards!
     
  12. lapdog2001

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    You are worth exactly $2,108,274.00

    A little above average. I wonder how much dick size contributed to that! :lol:

    LapDog :p
     
  13. nytewolf

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    $1,934,690.00 here
    :D heh
     
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    I am worth $2,586,242.00
     
  16. Hockeytiger

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    Apparently I am worth 2,326,226.00
     
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    A little over $1.5 million. Assholes. :)
     
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    summertime01 New Member

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    my results said, "1,674,000.00' & also "hope you can find someone wealthy enough to afford you." Well, I say "thanks anyway, but i'm not looking for someone to pay my way."
    I probably would have got a higher score if I could remember my SAT scores from many years ago. I have never taken an IQ test. My GPA in high school, college & now Grad school was/is high.
     
  19. B_duracock9x6

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    I am worth $2,257,786.00 on HumanForSale.com

    Yeah for

    Dura
     
  20. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

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    $3,634,291.00. Pretty good, I'd say, but why do I get the creepy feeling that my 'value' would've been higher if I were white instead of Latino?
     
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