Hundreds of years of Male behavior VINDICATED!

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read it and weep ladies...read it AND WEEP!:wink: (especially the "advice" to avoid injury section - ie - LEAVE THE SEAT UP!:biggrin1:

Heavy toilet seats can be a danger to little boys - Kids and parenting- msnbc.com

Out of respect for your gender, I will resist the temptation to play SPRINKLER whenever I find you evil toddler-peer hating people leaving the seat DOWN! - there can be PEEace in our time!:smile::eek: (oh god - that was awful:redface:)
 

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Oh please, that's all we need is a warning label on the toilet seat now letting parents know that they need to protect their little boy's willy. As if they can't figure that one out for themselves.
 

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Oh please, that's all we need is a warning label on the toilet seat now letting parents know that they need to protect their little boy's willy. As if they can't figure that one out for themselves.

THANK YOU Honey! - hoped someone would see the irony in this:cool: The article noted only a couple cases a year were usually noted but some doctor in the UK had a "rash" of cases ("3 or 4 in the last couple months!:eek:") STOP THE PRESSES! We need to stomp out LEAD TOILET SEATS NOW!:smile: Our world is just insane...
 

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Might I add that those decorative fuzzy things some people put on the toilet lid make it difficult to make the seat and lid stay up. My brothers often complained that our mother was turning all the toilets into "guillotines".
 

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Might I add that those decorative fuzzy things some people put on the toilet lid make it difficult to make the seat and lid stay up. My brothers often complained that our mother was turning all the toilets into "guillotines".

TRUE!! You know...there might be a possible class-action suit brewing here against ALL FEMALES/ALL TIME (at least since toilet seats came into fashion:wink:) I smell big bucks here buddays! Anyone know a lawyer that might be willing to file?:smile:
 

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I have an uncle in prison that makes paper toilet seat sanitary cover. He lost his ears in a bad stair rail accident, and now they use his head to trace the cut around the paper.
 

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TRUE!! You know...there might be a possible class-action suit brewing here against ALL FEMALES/ALL TIME (at least since toilet seats came into fashion:wink:) I smell big bucks here buddays! Anyone know a lawyer that might be willing to file?:smile:

The toilet seat argument is weak because those are very functional and men use them sometimes too, but who the hell needs a fuzzy carpet on their toilet lid that will actually perpetuate cock injuries in men and boys of all ages?

I'm pointing my finger at Martha Stewart.
 

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I have never understood those fuzzy toilet lid covers. They seem unsanitary and who the hell sits on the toilet with the lid down anyway? :confused:
 

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The only really SAFE option (given that small male children may be harmed:wink:) is...

keep the lid up!

Keep THE lid UP!

(who's with me?:wink:)

KEEP THE LID UP!!

KEEP THE LID UP!!!*

* - c'mon Lee! It's for the kids?:biggrin1:
 

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The only really SAFE option (given that small male children may be harmed:wink:) is...

keep the lid up!

Keep THE lid UP!

(who's with me?:wink:)

KEEP THE LID UP!!

KEEP THE LID UP!!!*

* - c'mon Lee! It's for the kids?:biggrin1:

For the kids yes, but if there are no children in the house the lid goes up.

And btw them fuzzy toilet seat covers are disgusting. Like a big furry sponge to soak up all the germs and rogue urine
 

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For the kids yes, but if there are no children in the house the lid goes up.

And btw them fuzzy toilet seat covers are disgusting. Like a big furry sponge to soak up all the germs and rogue urine

okay...now I think I love you:smile: Peace?:wink:
 

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No, just like no GROWN man has ever injured his cock by getting it caught under one of them big, heavy, mean falling lids

slam a toilet lid on my dick and I'll say..."THAT ALL YOU GOT?":wink: I'm trying to speak for the CHILDREN!:cool:
 

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*giggle* ya know it won't be too long until someone posts an article about how kids drown in open toilets. Mr Garth you just started a thread of butthurt railing for or against toilet seats.

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