littlbigguy: Before puberty I had a very high IQ and excellent school record but since then my GPA has been dropping precipitously and my recent SAT scores were so low that my guidance counselor called me in to discuss the matter with him. The guidance counselor is also coincidentally my gym teacher, and we have nude gym classes and mandatory 30 minute showers and daily genital inspections at my school, so he was able to put two and two together (that makes three, right?) and come up with an idea to help me. His inference was that I must be spending the entire time in class and all my homework time thinking only about my dick and that I must be creating such an acutely stressed circulatory demand in playing with my dick and having sex with it all the time that most of my brain cells have been recently atrophying from the dual causes of lack of use and loss of blood supply. (By coincidence this same person is also my biology teacher.) His recommendation to me was very simple: check out lpsg.org and become a regular participant in it. And his thinking here was threefold : firstly, I might draw inspiration from the example of successful men who overcame the particular obstacle to intelligence and sanity that I was challenged by; secondly, that by doing some writing on the board myself I might improve my English grades and verbal SAT scores (last term he was coincidentally my English teacher); thirdly, I might conceivably even improve my Science grades and mathematical SAT scores, for example I might be able to compute the volume of a cylinder whose base is roughly 6.5" and whose height is roughly 9.75". Then he confided to me that that he had been a similarly challenged young man himself and is currently one of the recognizable contributors here. By coincidence he additionally happens to be my chemistry teacher, in which capacity he examined with me the equation "hung = dumb" and declared it to be molecularly imbalanced.