Hung= Dumb?

[baseball99]

<g> and that's only if the cavernosum and spongiosum take up zero space... The cock is like an empty, condom-shaped flap of skin, with nothing inside, right?

careful, using scientific terms is a big no no around here

 

[rawbone8]

i absolutely dont believe it.....what medications are these?

So far on this site we have balls that are the size of watermelons
penises that make you go hypotensive and pass out when erect bc of blood loss
gallons of cum during ejaculation
stretching a girl out so she can never ever ever enjoy anything but only that penis
and guys who are so big that the only thing that they can wear as condoms are garbage bags

Way to go BB99! I'm laughing now. Adroit use of logic can be funny. I yield. :biggrin1:

 

[rawbone8]

You do mean phallusy, don't you?

seems we are both errm correct in our slang usage (if this nonsense makes sense)

phallacy

phallusy

 

[joyboytoy79]

seems we are both errm correct in our slang usage (if this nonsense makes sense)

phallacy

phallusy

Some of those people on urbandictionary have obviously never looked at a REAL dictionary!

 

[basque9]

DC_DEEP here we go.....ugh i will try and make this clear you will not faint from getting an erection DUE to blood loos from your brain. It is phyisologically imposible. Now if you are septic, while bleeding, while donating blood, while in DIC and having no clotting factors, while using a penis pump then maybe. The fact that you might be fainting when you experience an erection is called situational syncope. It is not due to a loss of blood. Do you have any idea how much blood is stored in capacitance vessels and very easily is diverted to your brain? With situational syncope its a physiologic response that does cause dilatation of carotid arteries and you can faint but it is not due to a lack of blood because your penis is filled with it. The fact that your blood pressure drops only solidifies my argument that it is not due to blood loss but because of dilatation. Now another way i can think of passing out would be holding your breath and causing youself to have premature ventricular contractions.....which would rarely cause syncop

I know my science and cardiology is of special interest to me. There is absolutely no way that fainting while having an erection is due to blood loss.....if you understood the physiology in even the slightest bit you would see why this is not possible. Now another way would be if you are taking nitrates and also take viagra or cialis which can interact and cause syncope and hypotension. There is positively no way diverting blood to your penis can cause you to faint, absolutely no way whatsoever.....except for those reasons mentioned above. Even attempting to argue that fact is laughable. Its along the same lines as claiming blood is blue while in your body

there is a reason why science exists and its to prevent people from believing antecdotal evidence

Methinks you actually believe you know much more about physiology than you actually do.. you seem to think you are superior to cardiologists and really specially trained professional medical personnel who treat people ! If in fact you are a great heart man on the staff at The Johns Hopkins Medical School in Baltimore, then I should defer to your esteemed learning.... but from your all-knowing demeanor... I doubt this is even close to the case!:smile:
Hoist thyself very high by thine own petards!:tongue:

 

[basque9]

careful, using scientific terms is a big no no around here

All joking aside baseball99, I believe you do in fact know what you are talking about.. more than I.... in any case, I intend to research your explanations a bit further to better understand my lifelong erectile fainting problem! I do not like to rely on anecdotal evidence any more than the next researcher. thanks for your inputs!!!! DB9:smile:

 

[baseball99]

Methinks you actually believe you know much more about physiology than you actually do.. you seem to think you are superior to cardiologists and really specially trained professional medical personnel who treat people ! If in fact you are a great heart man on the staff at The Johns Hopkins Medical School in Baltimore, then I should defer to your esteemed learning.... but from your all-knowing demeanor... I doubt this is even close to the case!:smile:
Hoist thyself very high by thine own petards!:tongue:

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[Lordpendragon]

If Hung = Dumb, and x = Hung, then x = Dumb.

Do you have an identity for x, Dominik?

 

[DC_DEEP]

If Hung = Dumb, and x = Hung, then x = Dumb.

Do you have an identity for x, Dominik?

Oh, goody, a man who can do his ciphers! So, if Hung = Dumb, and x = hung, and x = dumb, then how does that figure in with the XXX movies I enjoy so much?

 

[Lordpendragon]

Oh, goody, a man who can do his ciphers! So, if Hung = Dumb, and x = hung, and x = dumb, then how does that figure in with the XXX movies I enjoy so much?

I don't know. Which niche of xxx movies do you enjoy so much?

 

[DC_DEEP]

I don't know. Which niche of xxx movies do you enjoy so much?

M'lord, please don't be dense. Of course it is the niche that has the dumb super-hung guys.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Oh, goody, a man who can do his ciphers! So, if Hung = Dumb, and x = hung, and x = dumb, then how does that figure in with the XXX movies I enjoy so much?

well, then wouldn't XXX be equivlilent to x^3? And we are basically saying that X represents 2 variables, Hung and Dumb... and the dumb are easily lead... So, we have a situation where a man is Hung^3 and is dumb enough to do what he's told to do with it. Makes for some great porn, i think.

 

[Lordpendragon]

M'lord, please don't be dense. Of course it is the niche that has the dumb super-hung guys.

I stil dont get it butt I am tryin as hard as I kan.

 

[fortiesfun]

So sorry that we got five pages into this before I even saw it, but it is a big issue of me, as well as an obviously hot topic here. (Some of you may remember that it was one of the subjects of my epic introductory post, even.)

There is a long history of associating big dicks with animality, and therefore stupidity. (The recurrent assertion that black men have larger penises has it's roots in Western imperialism in Africa, where black men weren't being praised for their penis size but offered up as animals like donkeys and horses that could be exploited without remorse.)

It also extends from a belief that sexual appetites are base, and intellectual functions are of a higher level. (The reason the penises are small on all those Greek statues is because it represented to the ancient philosophers a "visual" ideal of a man who had his libido under control.)

All this is to say that the OP is hardly strange because he has heard that hung = dumb. It is a fairly regular association. Let's just get clear that it comes out of a tradition of mind/body duality and not empirical evidence. Like most stereotypes it tells you more about the society or the individual asserter than it tells you about the person of whom it is assumed.

Next time you hear it, tell 'em that it is way too Cartesian to hold any current value. Surely Foucoult put an end to all that nonsense a half century ago.

And then remind them that this belief is all too clearly a jealousy thing...

 

[basque9]

So sorry that we got five pages into this before I even saw it, but it is a big issue of me, as well as an obviously hot topic here. (Some of you may remember that it was one of the subjects of my epic introductory post, even.)

There is a long history of associating big dicks with animality, and therefore stupidity. (The recurrent assertion that black men have larger penises has it's roots in Western imperialism in Africa, where black men weren't being praised for their penis size but offered up as animals like donkeys and horses that could be exploited without remorse.)

It also extends from a belief that sexual appetites are base, and intellectual functions are of a higher level. (The reason the penises are small on all those Greek statues is because it represented to the ancient philosophers a "visual" ideal of a man who had his libido under control.)

All this is to say that the OP is hardly strange because he has heard that hung = dumb. It is a fairly regular association. Let's just get clear that it comes out of a tradition of mind/body duality and not empirical evidence. Like most stereotypes it tells you more about the society or the individual asserter than it tells you about the person of whom it is assumed.

Next time you hear it, tell 'em that it is way too Cartesian to hold any current value. Surely Foucoult put an end to all that nonsense a half century ago.

And then remind them that this belief is all too clearly a jealousy thing...

Very insightful and nicely presented argument fortiesfun!:smile:

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

I am quite big and i was the fastest to graduate among my friends. No, i do not think there is any correlation: might it be envy?

 

[davidjh7]

I am quite big and i was the fastest to graduate among my friends. No, i do not think there is any correlation: might it be envy?

Between what fourties fun stated, and this statement, I believe we have a winner!!! There have been sociological and anthrpological studies done on enough different human cultures over the years, to show that there is likely some deep caveman instinct to associate a big dick with a better breeder, thus more desireable to plant his seed. Therefore, people who do NOT possess said larger organs, in order to up their personal rating for breeding, will tend to diminish what the common thinking is, if they don't get to be part of the group. Face it, people--people have been justifying stupid predudices for thousands of years, in the name of science, religion, culture, etc. It doesn't lessen the fact that it comes down to sour grapes, because Miss big boobs wants to make babies with Johnny bigschlong, and not him. Are some guys with big dicks dumb? Yes. Are some guys with small dicks dumb? Also yes. And all the correlaries you may derive from that. Everybody is given vertain gifts to use in their lives--physical, mental, emotional, cultural, monetary, etc. All these gifts are alo curses. Ain't no free lunch. If you are hung, great, make the most of it--it doesn't make you a better person, necessarily, but it may open doors to you closed to others. Same thing with intellegence, or money, or looks, or muscles, or whatever. Make the most of what you've got, and deal with the downsides the best you can. Hell, despite the fact that this site started as a joke, isn't that what this site is SUPPOSED to be about? Ways to deal with the downside of the blessings? OK--rant over...:biggrin1:

 

[over13inches]

IMO: Hung = Dumb is cobblers

In that case I'd be on the same level as an amoeba - but actually collected a 2:1 with Hons at Uni.

 

[WildHoney]

Most hung guys I have encountered are professional corporate guys, great attitudes with sucessful careers.

I think Hung just means Hung, however it does sometimes equate to confidence .

It's like asking if women with large labia are smarter ( are we? :smile: )

 

[Anyjoe]

This reminds me of a couple of guys I knew at the gym years ago. They both worked at the gym as janitors/ handy men and were there ALL THE TIME. Needless to say they were both UNUSUALLY Hung, muscular men. To say that they were "slow" would be fair because they could have a conversation and make sense, but so "Slow" ... OMG !
I don't think they had drivers licenses either.