My ex once bought me a Tshirt that said "Good Guy, Big Dick" as a bday gift (awwww). She'd always said that she'd been with a lot of assholes before me, and not one of them had a larger-than-average cock. In fact, two of the biggest dipshits she'd been with prior to me was her ex husband ("INCREDIBLY average" as she described his dick) and another pompous asshole theater director who had "maybe 3 inches hard".
Over the years, the "little-dicked-angry-guy" has become a go-to punchline when talking about someone with a crazy-ass sports car or truck, but Big Dick Energy is also a common saying. So, fellow hung guys, where do you fall: Do you think close friends and/or co workers would be surprised that you're hung? Or no? Or maybe they'd say (which I've heard several times), "Wow, you're nice,
and you're hung too?!"