Hung Huge KMART Model!!!

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  1. Timinrva

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    Jesus! In today's K-Mart ad circular there was a gorgeous man in red sweats with a massive schlong bulge hangin' - NICE!
     

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    Tim your doctor is calling. Your prescription ran out. Time to refill. If you look online there's probably a coupon.
     
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    I was looking at the same thing today in Kmarts ad :)
     
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    Off topic: don't shop Kmart. Terrible customer service...
     
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    i don't see any dik outline in the pic you posted, but it does look like the dude has 2 left hands, freaky.
     
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    He is talking about this guy in the OHIO STATE shirt.

    You buy him, you get half off on the big cock hiding inside behind the red sweats...:biggrin1:

    $17.99 is a good price for some dick.
     
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    I think it's a fold.
    He's much too nice to have a big dick.
    Unless it's attached to the inner side of his right thigh.
     
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    First, it was the SEARS catalog...now it is K-mart weekly circular...:rolleyes:
     
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    He is smuggling a tube of caulk out of K-Mart. That naughty shoplifter!!! :smile:
     
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    A perfect stocking stuffer... and at an affordable price!
     
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    The model could've been selling STOVE TOP stuffing for Turkey Day at K-Mart but no. He is just selling a different kinda stuffing.:mischievous:
     
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    He's probably looking for a joint.
    Maybe he'll do some riveting.
     
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    My, my, my: a reason to bypass Martha's aisle and head over to the sweats-department! ROFLMAO- cute boy...
     
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    Another example of desperation grasping for straws.
     
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    I think someone was standing next to him....lol :smile:
     
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    man u guys are desperately wishful thinking, or ur still heavily under the influence of tryptophan

    i don't see anything but baggy folds of sweatpants, in fact the crotch goes up so high in the middle it looks like the dude doesn't have any balls either.
     
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    It's a cock. It's definitely there. He's huge. Bend over boys, Kmart wants to share.
     
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    FWIW It's just a FOLD you silly bumpkins. :tongue:

    If you look at the very center of his crotch it actually looks like he has a camel toe going on :eek: :rofl:
     
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    As much a I LOVE to see big bulges on hot men in sweat pants, I have to go with the guys who think is just a wrinkle or a fold in the guy's pants. However, I will admit that if one uses one's imagination, it does seem like it's a big ol' man sausage hanging down his right pant leg.

    And, yes, I well remember the hoopla from years ago about the Sears underwear model with the tip of his dick supposedly showing out of the bottom of his boxer shorts.

    Many big retail stores (like Sears, Macy's, etc.) have censors who check pictures like this to make sure that nothing objectionable or even suggestive gets into print.

    Sorry. Don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, but I think it's more wishful thinking than anything else. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm undecided. It looks like a huge chubby in sweatpants to me. But I gotta agree, he's much too cute to be packing a monstercock.
     
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