Hung Like A Horse

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  1. nakedwally

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    There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it. The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.
    The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
     
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    Oh, thats good :smile:
     
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    Being hung like horse AND having a BMW doesn't hurt though :D
     
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    Funny:biggrin1:, well it made me giggle anyways:tongue:
     
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    Hahaha Yes!!!! I'm using that one :p
     
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    I told this to one of my friends and he went hysterical :biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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