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If you could cast a reality show exclusively with 5 hung men who would wear Speedos or less, with naked dares and challenges, who would you cast?
 

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Colin Farrel, Seann William Scott, Chris Meloni, The Rock and Ryan Phillipe.

The first challenge would be The Rock and Chris Meloni wrestling in oil to determine which one of them gets the chance to plow Ryan or Seann while Colin Farrel sits there watching the whole spectacle wearing a bulging red speedo egging them on!
 

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Well, to be honest, alot of you guys just posted hot guys...not guys who have been confirmed to be packin'.

I know for a fact that Billy Joe Armstrong has a centimeter peter and I'm not positive that Zac Efron has a big wang. Neither does Christopher Meloni.

As has been dispelled many times in LPSG history, hot doesn't equal hung.

That being said, here are my 5 picks for "The Meat Locker: The World's Most Well-Endowed Man" (I took it upon myself to title the show)


-Chad Michael Murray

-Jaime from Big Brother Australia

-Porn Star Julian

-Rockmond Dunbar/ Tyson Beckford (I can't decide which one)

-Raphael Alencar
 

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OMG I know...except for the not having a dick part.

I'd do so many dirty things to him I'd cry myself to sleep afterwards from the shame.
Dude, I love your sense of humor. Never get tired of it. Crack me up. That list is awsome. Collin Farrell is OKAY!! Nothing more - avg dk.
 

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On the HBO show OZ -- C Meloni is nude a lot. One scene he is pissing right out of his dick into a toilet... I'd say he is packin all right..

UZ
 

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On the HBO show OZ -- C Meloni is nude a lot. One scene he is pissing right out of his dick into a toilet... I'd say he is packin all right..

UZ

Ill def catch hell for not knowing but, i saw him in a gay porn shower scene once, dont know the name of it, sorry, please dont lash me!!!
 

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"The Meat Locker: The World's Most Well-Endowed Man" (I took it upon myself to title the show)
Great title, Yng! I'm not sure I'd bother with trying to get celebrities, though... Maybe a bunch of "unknowns" who happen to have made themselves known to us on this site... And "The World's Most" would probably be too ambitious. I'm afraid I'd also have to insist that they be in good shape.

That said though, I love the visuals. Five guys, clad only in Speedos or nothing at all, lounging around having insipid conversations, doing silly contests... but no one would be sent away, just keep them all there for a month or two. Can we sell the idea to one of the networks?

Better yet, actually have them work on real world problems. Have them competing to be the most helpful, the most productive, the one with the best leadership skills, and the one best able to follow instructions when it's not his turn to be the leader. Challenge them to design a car that doesn't use gasoline or a house that functions off the grid. Reward the one who produces the least amount of garbage or keeps himself the cleanest while spending the least amount of time in the shower. Have them develop an quick and easy alternative to fast food that is healthy and fresh. See who can get the most produce out of a garden after a month or two "in the house" or "on the island."

Really, I haven't watched all that many "reality shows," but it seems like they could be stretching these people a little more productively than they do!
 

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Ill def catch hell for not knowing but, i saw him in a gay porn shower scene once, dont know the name of it, sorry, please dont lash me!!!

It wasn't a gay porn, but OZ could definitely be considered homo-friendly.

BTW, did you ever notice how many actors found major success from being on OZ? I'm just saying:

-Lee Tergesen(sp?) (Beecher)
-Chris Meloni (Keller)
-B.D. Wong (Preist)
-the chick who played the nurse
-Harold Perineau (Um,..."wheelchair guy?")

The list goes on for a while.
 

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How 'bout a "World of Sports" edition? The contestants could be the "Elite 8":

* Alex Rodriguez
* Shaquille O'Neal
* Brett Favre
* Terrel Owens
* Peyton Manning
* Ben Roethlisberger
* Yao Ming
* Barry Bonds


What? No Andy Roddick? What about Tom Brady? And does anyone remember Jason Sehorn?--seems he kinda just fell off the planet after marrying that woman from Law & Order. I think I will go and develop my list a little more.