Hung punk rockers?

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  1. Imported

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    packinnerd: Does anyone know of any well hung punk rock singers or band members? Because so far I've seen pictures of Billie Joe from Green day performing in the nude(small. :eek: ), Pierre Bouvier from Simple plan in his briefs(almost non existant bulge.:nopity:), and I read on a groupie confession site that Deryck Whibley from Sum 41 has a small dick and has a hairy crotch. :( So are there any well hung punk rockers out there? Cuz so far I've seen none... :shrug:
     
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    Rock is where its at. And obviously small dick = shit music. They make so much loud noise to make up for so little action in the crotch :p

    Its all true :eyes:
     
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    :eyes: I like it loud. if something's worth playing, it's worth playing loud enough to cause permanent deafness. when I play a show, I don't wanna hurt your ears - I wanna DESTROY them! anyone who can't deal with it is always free to fuck off and murder their braincells with some whiny emo crud or hip-hop garbage, after all. -_-

    besides which, punk rock and metal are the only REAL rock and roll left these days, so you gotta make it loud or nobody'll hear it over all the wanky top 40 crap.
     
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    So, I take that mean your AREN'T a Brittany Spears fan?
     
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    Iggy Pop is supposedly pretty impressive.
     
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    Hard rock is the best :D

    Also melodic rock, where they actually have a great melody and talented singers. Punk is loud music and shouting :p
     
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    One of the bands from the original days of punk rock in London was Generation X. Their lead singer was Billy Idol, who is supposed to be quite well-hung.
     
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    what's "hard rock"? I can't keep up with all these labels and subdivisions and teenage identity crises. I mean, the only valid criterion is "does it ROCK?"
     
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    I think the hairier they are
    the smaller the cock
    my worst nightmare?
    Having to hunt for a tiny cock in a huge bush of sweaty hair!
    how vile!
    thanks for listening
    Lauren :D :D :D :D
     
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    Depending on what stories you hear, Iggy's anywhere between 11 and 14 inches, but here's a funny story related to his size:

    http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=16526

    would be quite impressive to see, especially considering he's about 5'7 and extremely skinny.
     
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    Marble's hard rock. As opposed to shale, which is brittle rock.

    One of the big problems is that everything's marketed as "rock". So we need to divide music into subgenres to explain the sound.
     
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    the only subgenres that mean anything to me are "good" and "bad"
     
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    Hmm, those 'subgenres' mean little to me, seeing as how most everyone I know gets 'em wrong. ;)
     
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    LOL I don't generally discriminate by genre, but I can't stand boy bands.
     
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    Iggy is probably thee one, but then there's Lux Interior (still ridiculously bulging at near 60 y/o), possibly Stiv Bators.

    FODI
     
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    I'd assume that Lemmy has gotta be fairly well-hung (2,000-odd women can't be wrong, after all). I've met him a couple times but (STRANGELY ENOUGH :eyes:) never thought to ask.
     
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    Joey Ramone always sported a nice log in his crotch and The Ramones were the best band I've ever seen in concert. They wrapped their audience in balls out, loud rock n roll. Too bad you missed it.
     
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    David Johanson shows something on NY Dolls album cover -- pre-Punk, but so was Iggy...
     
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    joey was the king. he signed my boots (both of them :p)
     
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