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Now for my revenge. I’m looking for a man with a massive dick. I plan to take pictures of me measuring, sucking and fucking his monster cock. Then I plan to send the pics along with a box of tissues and some hand cream to Mike. For the man who volunteers I promise a night of unforgettable sex. You can stick it wherever you want...

K

You're doing this all wrong k! He will enjoy seeing you do those erotic things. You need to get on with your life as a size queen now. Forget about him.
 

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I have recently broken up with Mike, my boyfriend of two years. Without going in to too much detail about this asshole

actually, you need to give us detail...if the guy's only flaw was that he had a small dick, why does he deserve to have you get "revenge"? he must've done something to make you break up with him (obviously assuming that the story is real in the first place)
 

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Wow! Tough crowd!

It seems like I have rubbed a few of you up the wrong way and for that I am very sorry.

Let me clarrify a few things:

1) Yes, the "story" is real. Mike does have a small cock and I am actively looking for well hung men. I didn't seriously think I would meet someone on the forum who I would hook up with, I'm more careful. I mainly posted the message to find out if anyone else had similar experiences of showing their ex how satisfied they now are. I'm at the stage in my life where I just want to have some fun, no strings, just big cock sex. Does that make me a bad person? I hope not.

2) Mike is an asshole, make no mistake. If he was a nice guy and just had a small dick I wouldn't care and I wouldn't be so mean. I only suggested this revenge because I know Mike is very paranoid about his size. I would still prefer to not go in to too much detail about why Mike is an asshole but let me just say he is a cheating, lying, jelous, arogant man.

3) Thanks for all the nice comments on my butt. Maybe I will post some more pics.

Once again, sorry if I have offended any of you, that was not my intention at all.
 

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.You got it Your right!
Sorry, a pet peeve of mine since popular grammar has many people writing 'your' when they seem to be meaning to write 'you are' or "you're". Perhaps you were referring to his right side?

:)
 

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Now for my revenge. I’m looking for a man with a massive dick. I plan to take pictures of me measuring, sucking and fucking his monster cock. Then I plan to send the pics along with a box of tissues and some hand cream to Mike. For the man who volunteers I promise a night of unforgettable sex. You can stick it wherever you want. Your face does not need to appear in the photos, just your big schlong.

Gee, I think I've heard this story before. :rolleyes:
http://www.lpsg.org/relationships-discrimination-and-jealousy/26244-why-does-my-b-f-3.html#post612684

If I were Mike, your new pics would be showing up on alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica.amateur in about 5... 4... 3... Not to mention in your boss's mailbox and on your mother's doorstep. Might want to think twice about that one.
 

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Wow! Tough crowd!

It seems like I have rubbed a few of you up the wrong way and for that I am very sorry.

Let me clarrify a few things:

1) Yes, the "story" is real. Mike does have a small cock and I am actively looking for well hung men. I didn't seriously think I would meet someone on the forum who I would hook up with, I'm more careful. I mainly posted the message to find out if anyone else had similar experiences of showing their ex how satisfied they now are. I'm at the stage in my life where I just want to have some fun, no strings, just big cock sex. Does that make me a bad person? I hope not.

2) Mike is an asshole, make no mistake. If he was a nice guy and just had a small dick I wouldn't care and I wouldn't be so mean. I only suggested this revenge because I know Mike is very paranoid about his size. I would still prefer to not go in to too much detail about why Mike is an asshole but let me just say he is a cheating, lying, jelous, arogant man.

3) Thanks for all the nice comments on my butt. Maybe I will post some more pics.

Once again, sorry if I have offended any of you, that was not my intention at all.

It's terribly cliche but living well is the best revenge. Don't waste precious time on assholes. Have your fun and don't give "Mike" a second thought.
 

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Since we're asking ... I need a hung stud to help me get revenge on all the trolls, fantasists and other head cases who hang around this site.

Any volunteers? :biggrin1:
 

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Maybe this dude is a real dick and deserves it! Although I would be careful as to what he may do with the photos but I garuntee they will drive him insane! An alternate method:

Maybe let a friend tell him or imply to him how you've moved on to a real man with a huge cock. Then let his own mind do the rest of the work. He will start picturing this mystery man dropping his pants and watching your jaw hit the floor everytime, then he'll picture you on your knees in front of this big cock and begging for it, then he will start to imagine this great cock pushing inside you as your eyes start getting that glazed-looking-off-in-the-distance-cause-you-are-in-such-ecstacy-look, then he'll imaging how often and intense you cum with this great cock inside you...

Just plant the seed in his mind and watch it grow...sometimes less is more and psychological warfare can sometimes be the most effective...
 

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Since we're asking ... I need a hung stud to help me get revenge on all the trolls, fantasists and other head cases who hang around this site.

Any volunteers? :biggrin1:

I'll get you a casting...:yikes: and you can do what you want with it... to who you want... :eek:wned:
 

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Wow! Tough crowd!

It seems like I have rubbed a few of you up the wrong way and for that I am very sorry.

Let me clarrify a few things:

1) Yes, the "story" is real. Mike does have a small cock and I am actively looking for well hung men. I didn't seriously think I would meet someone on the forum who I would hook up with, I'm more careful. I mainly posted the message to find out if anyone else had similar experiences of showing their ex how satisfied they now are. I'm at the stage in my life where I just want to have some fun, no strings, just big cock sex. Does that make me a bad person? I hope not.

No, it doesn't make you a bad person.

2) Mike is an asshole, make no mistake. If he was a nice guy and just had a small dick I wouldn't care and I wouldn't be so mean. I only suggested this revenge because I know Mike is very paranoid about his size. I would still prefer to not go in to too much detail about why Mike is an asshole but let me just say he is a cheating, lying, jelous, arogant man.

Now, you know who Mike is. Let him be the cheating, lying, jealous, arrogant man he is. The games he plays will only make him lose in the long run in the dating game. He can only play that game too long before people catch on.

Just because you encountered a bad guy, you can meet a good one. Just because you want a large penis doesn't mean the guy attached to it is good for you either.
3) Thanks for all the nice comments on my butt. Maybe I will post some more pics.

Once again, sorry if I have offended any of you, that was not my intention at all.

No offense taken.
 

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Maybe this dude is a real dick and deserves it! Although I would be careful as to what he may do with the photos but I garuntee they will drive him insane! An alternate method:

Maybe let a friend tell him or imply to him how you've moved on to a real man with a huge cock. Then let his own mind do the rest of the work. He will start picturing this mystery man dropping his pants and watching your jaw hit the floor everytime, then he'll picture you on your knees in front of this big cock and begging for it, then he will start to imagine this great cock pushing inside you as your eyes start getting that glazed-looking-off-in-the-distance-cause-you-are-in-such-ecstacy-look, then he'll imaging how often and intense you cum with this great cock inside you...

Just plant the seed in his mind and watch it grow...sometimes less is more and psychological warfare can sometimes be the most effective...


That is some great advice! Thanks Babe. I think he already knows I've "rode the big one" since we broke up.
 

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That is some great advice! Thanks Babe. I think he already knows I've "rode the big one" since we broke up.

Good, then just sit back, enjoy some big cock, and watch that seed groooow! Sometimes an imagination will do much more than a photograph. Its the unknown which drives a man crazy...
 

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You said you're at a stage in your life where you just want to have fun.... well you won't be able to do that until you've dropped all the bitter 'revenge' fantasies.

He fucked you over once, don't let him keep doing it. You kicked him out of your bed, now kick him out of your head!
 

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You said you're at a stage in your life where you just want to have fun.... well you won't be able to do that until you've dropped all the bitter 'revenge' fantasies.

He fucked you over once, don't let him keep doing it. You kicked him out of your bed, now kick him out of your head!


Amen to that.
 

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Your arse is great, I'd love to see some more pictures.

Also, your idea, is rather cruel, will definitely teach him a lesson.

8.5 x 6.5 wow that's huge
 

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Since we're asking ... I need a hung stud to help me get revenge on all the trolls, fantasists and other head cases who hang around this site.

I hate to see a moderator with this attitude. IMO, the best spirit with which to take (and especially with which to moderate) Internet blog communication has to be with a grain of salt, but always recognizing that you NEVER, absolutely never KNOW whether the person whose post sounds fake to you actually IS fake. I think you crush the discourse rather than facilitate it. To assume you KNOW this person is not real is as stupid as assuming you KNOW they are real. It's too cynical. You always have to accept in Internet communication that you do NOT know anything for sure. In fact, if I were running this site, you would be fired for doing this.

It is not necesarily trollish, fantastic or a sign of being a "head case" for this person to make the post they did. It is not at all unthinkable that it could be entirely for real. Maybe you're gay and have no realistic understanding of or direct relationship experience with women. But I have been on the receiving end of exactly the 1970s equivalent of what this poster is proposing to do, by a woman whom I assure you was quite real. In my case, I swear I did nothing to deserve it--this woman I would argue WAS a bona fide head case, with an alcoholic mother who used to threaten to kill herself in front of her when she was growing up, and blame it on her, etc., etc.... She did it not so much to be vindictive, but out of simple callousness, not realizing how much it would sting. I forgave her but it had a profound lifelong effect on me nonetheless.

Now that we are in a point in history where porn has been so ubiquitous for at least the last 10 years, and feminism has gotten to a certain maturation stage with young women (unfortunately incorporating a whole lot of blatant bigotry against men and a sense of justification about attacking and hating men--see "KILL BILL" for a cinematic metaphor), and it's more possible than it ever used to be to find willing hung men to enlist for sex of whatever reason, I will be surprised if we don't see a lot of young women starting to use big-dicked men, digital cameras or camcorders and bottles of hand lotion to exact revenge on their ex's (small and medium, not just tiny).

One thing I have to point out that may not be obvious to you if you're younger or less experienced about relationships is that in some relationships, this kind of vengeful act will be based not in simply wanting to get back at the ex, but in a particular peculiar kind of comples sort of love-hate relationship in which neither of them is ever really "finished" with each other. On some level, wierd as it may sound, they may still be in love (or maybe just addicted) and this is why she wants to continue to relate to him. One of those stormy relationships with all the psychodrama being central to it--the kind where they break up, get back together, break up, etc.

It isn't at ALL hard for me to believe this is really a woman, partly for this reason but also partly for a host of other reasons. What kind of revenge could possibly be more effective than having the ex SEE with no question that she is having fantastic sex with a hung dude? Nothing crushed my ego more than when my ex did this to me. Photos weren't done back then, even though Polaroid technology existed, because guys would pretty much NEVER allow their dicks to be photo'd. If she had shown me photos, it would have been much more effective than just planting a suggestion, or even explicitly telling me as she did, in detail.

There is also the flip side argument that I alluded to above from my case, that women don't really realize how deep it can cut us guys, how important cock size is to us as a symbol of our whole persona. She may do it in a backhanded way, not thinking it's all that awful (again, especially because of all the men getting their asses kicked by women in neo-feminist pop culture). My wife sometimes compares getting kicked in the balls to getting poked in a breast. She has NO clue how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls--even brushed a little too hard.

Despite how badly it hurt me at the time, I think in the present day and if the guy is really a prick, she SHOULD use this tactic precisely because it was so effective in my experience, and because if more women did this, it would bring the whole thing out into the open where it can be dealt with. The experience definitely strengthened me and improved me. (no pain no gain...) I'm unusually sensitive, but most guys are assholes (as a bisexual I know!) and could use a few figurative kicks in the groin. This method would be PERFECT. About 1000 times more effective than sending in Uma Thurman to ninja them.

Also, I think it's high time for well hung men to be appreciated for their erotic power and I like seeing them moving into semi-public roles like this where they get to have lots of great no-strings sex with women whose motives are frankly very interesting and inject drama and passion into the interpersonal dynamics of the sexual acts. If the ex truly deserves the ego-drubbing that would ensue, this is a way to go at it that imbues male endowment with even more excitement than it already intrinsically possesses. I've always envisioned this advanced step in society, maybe 50-100 years from now, when small and average-dicked men have been forced to totally accept the superiority of the big cock as an erotic characteristic, and actually enjoying seeing women go after it openly and aggressively rather than feeling jealous. The revenge pix she suggests could be an early step toward that eventual society.

Sort of the next step after "Girls Gone Wild." I can't wait to see the dvd's: "Chicks Avenging with Big Dicks."