Note for Brits and Aussies: This is one of those cases of being unintentionally obscene, much like how papaya means pussy in Cuba. In this case, in the States, tearooms refer to public restrooms frequented by homosexuals.
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[/b][/quote]Note for jonb... methinks you're getting ahead of yourself. DMW's post was perfectly clear to me and that serving lunch in the tearoom joke was quite witty.
I think that's exactly what he meant?
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[/b][/quote]Yep, that's what I meant. I don't think I was being particularly 'obscene,' unintentionally or otherwise. An example of being unintentionally obscene is a Spaniard visiting México saying Voy al bosque para coger mariposas. In Spain, this sentence means simply, 'I'm going to the woods to catch butterflies', but in Mexican Spanish (or 'Espexican', as we call it) it means, 'I'm going to the woods to fuck fags' ... a completely different kettle of fish. Jon is right about papaya; it does mean 'pussy' in Cuba. When a Cuban refers to the papaya fruit, he calls it la fruta bomba. Thank you for attending Whopper's Intro to Naughty Spanish 101!
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sometimes its nice to have a stall there if i think the person at the urinal is a little strange.
You mean, like he's wearing a Hallowe'en mask, wielding a meat cleaver and humming the theme from The Exorcist? :unsure: Faced with that situation, I found another lavatory.
- jonb,
You mean, like he's wearing a Hallowe'en mask, wielding a meat cleaver and humming the theme from The Exorcist? :unsure: Faced with that situation, I found another lavatory.
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[/b][/quote]I think he was just looking in the thesaurus for synonyms for queer. With a lot of straight guys, there's this thing to not do anything gay. Your crotch could be on fire, and some straight guys wouldn't tell you about it.
huge: I use the urinal. I just whip it out, and do my thing. When I'm finished, and if someone is looking at it), I sometimes leave it out for a little longer so they can get a good look.
lighthouse: One fun thing at the urinal is to let my PA ring hit the porcelain when I'm shaking it off. I let it tap the far side of the flat part - not directly below where somebody missed. I'll do this when I'm in a suit & there's someone at an adjacent urinal. Even if they look at the wall or down for the time when they are there, when they hear 'tap-tap-tap' they instinctively glance over. I can see their head turn in my peripheral vision. One more good shake (which adds a litttle more length too) so they can see the ring, then I pull the skin back over the head. I stuff it back down a pants leg, & I shake the fabric of the pants a little just to make it look like hangs way down my leg & it's caught on something. Absolutely no eye contact. Make it look like I do the same thing every time I take a leak.
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Same view as most - even though no probs with flaccid size (~7) and the fact that when I need a piss it's usually closer to 10", i prefer a little privacy. Tis not always possible though and believe me when you flop that thing out, you get looks!
Hello to all again btw - not been around for a long (forgive the pun) time
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Same view as most - even though no probs with flaccid size (~7) and the fact that when I need a piss it's usually closer to 10", i prefer a little privacy. Tis not always possible though and believe me when you flop that thing out, you get looks!
Hello to all again btw - not been around for a long (forgive the pun) time
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i find it funny that big guys don't use the urinal. i walk up to the urinal and let my little guy do its thang. I couldn't imagine seeing a dick at a urinal that is bigger flaccid than i am hard. It's not that hard to figure out who has a big dick when using a urinal though. Guys with small dicks have to keep a hand on it to point it down so the splash back doesn't get onthe clothes. I always assume the guys that keep their hands on their hips have big enough dicks to let it hang down to pee toward the bottom. Do you do this when you're peeing (do you agree with the theory?)
I think you're on to something there, youngandunhung. I've seen lots of little dicks at the YMCA and they stick str8 out, so it's natural that a splash back would occur, hence a pushing or holding down would be needed. The proud dudes with hands on hips letting it swing for the piss are usually wanting attention and thinking they might get looks and recognition. Yeap, I agree with your theory and yeap, guilty as charged.
StraitEight: Oh, on urinals and stalls... Yes, but my pet peeve is the high-water syndrome. I know a lot of guys wouldn't do Number Two in public for the life of them, but I'm the furthest from pee-shy, so I don't mind a bit. What I DO mind is the proximity of the water to the seat in so many stalls! I simply hate having my long softie dip into the water -- such a shock, and so disgusting, I often find myself having to hover and pinch. Not a pretty sight, I know... The same applies to toilets at some friends' houses... A buddy suggested I hold onto myself before I sit down, but that seems so ladylike somehow -- plus, frankly, I don't think a warm wet hand is a good substitute for a cold wet dick! I just wish more toilet makers would keep the hung user in mind when calculating the drop from lid to water line! Any thoughts on reliable and unreliable toilet brands? That might help in preventing a shocking sit-uation...
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