Hung Vernacular?

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by ScoMo, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. ScoMo

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    OK so I was talking to a LPSG member on msn. He did not remember who I was even though he sent me a PM less than 12 hours previos requesting for me to chat with him (besides the point). I tried to jog him memory recapping what our conversations were about and still he had no idea. I decided to drop it and i said "I am sorry to have interupted you. I am just going back to my wank." He had signed on to msn as I was jerking off and I had just been looking at his pic a moment before. I let him know and thats why I was contacting him, I think I was wanting a little cam action. If you were wondering why I would say such a random thing. His responce to me was "Your not hung." followed by "you dont talk like your hung."

    This struck me as most peculiar. How is it that a hung person talks? Is it different than average or small penised men talk? and a side question of How big of a douche bag is he?
     
  2. Rubenesque

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    LMAO - didn't you challenge him on saying such an incredibly stupid thing? What a knob!!

    Incidentally.... bet you could tell I had baked potatoes for dinner by the way I just typed that couldn't ya!
     
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    LOL, don't even go there, ScoMo. You just had an odd day on the chat. I just had one of those days about two days ago. My situation wasn't like yours but weird nonetheless and just as comical. We're all bound to have a crazy day in the "chat" especially dealing with strangers. Just let him drift off back into "chat-less land." Hopefully, your next chat session with a stranger will be better:smile:
     
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    The guy was an idiot and that statement made no sense. You have a nice one by the way ;)
     
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    Maybe you should have wrote in all caps, bigger letters=bigger penis? :p
     
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    he is nuts and you've got nothing to worry about.
     
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    Elongate your wooooooooooooooords.....it shows you have a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ONE!

    Obviously the way one talk doesn't indicate their dick size. There are some winners online. Focus on the positive guys!
     
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    Tell him you talk softly but carry a big stick
     
  9. B_Think_Kink

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    Tell him he's a dumb ass and set him on ignore, no need to waste your time over that.
     
  10. ThingWithFeathers

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    Tell him to learn the difference between "your" and "you're."
     
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    Hey, ScoMo - I think his insecurity is pretty obvious, and he was trying to call shenanigans on you and distract from the fact that he's forgetful. Oh well - his loss - obviously by sound of your politeness and the looks in your pics! :) Does he think that hung men are rude? Not all of them!

    I have the feeling you're gonna meet some real nice hotties very soon.

    Jesse
     
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    Check point. :p
     
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