Those fake tattoos that porn stars wear for videos really pisses me off, it's so stupid looking.
I do a lot of jerking off to free porn videos on the computer, and I see that same stupid looking tattoo pattern a lot.
Those people are really retarded if they think no one will figure out it is fake and only on them for the video so at some later time if someone figured out they were in a porn video they can say "look that guy has a big tattoo, I don't have one so it wasn't me".