Hurrah! I'm being exploited!

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  1. Calboner

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    A member of this site alerted me to the fact that one of my photos has been used by some shabby on-line merchant in an ad--without my knowledge or permission, of course.

    I am, of course, flattered to see my unaltered self-photograph being used to illustrate the phrase "giant dick" for merchandising purposes, especially to see it used in preference to Ron Jeremy's for a product marketed under his name, and especially as most of these ads use doctored photos anyway. :laughing:
     

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    Well then congratulations on your exploitation. If you get tired of being exploited I bet they would be willing to fork over a few dollars if you made a little fuss over it.
     
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    Hahahahahahaha! Now that's funny! xD

    Please, oh please, sew them! That would be so much fun! "They stole my penis-picture in their "GIANT DICK"-ad!". Can you see it before you? - The judge: "I rule in the favour of Calboner, for Jon Jeremy using his picture of his giant dick in a marketing ad, Jon Jeremy will pay XXX for the crime of using Cal Boners giant dick".
    :up: :biglaugh: :lmao:
     
  4. Calboner

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    If I can come up with the right wording, that might be worth a try. Unfortunately, all I have is the link to the image. It was reportedly in a pop-up. I'll ask the guy who sent me the link if he has a link to the whole ad.
     
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    Congrats on being exploited! Think of the national coverage this will bring. People won't recognize your face, but they will remember your cock. LOL
     
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    Congratulations on making the big time! Don't forget all your friends now that you're a superstar.



    Seriously, you should look into getting compensation for stealing your image. Maybe Nudey will take it on contingency?
     
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    Wow thats a bit of awesome with a side a chips lol Congratulation :D
     
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    Ask for a piece of the action.
     
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    Calboner, for those of us that would like to know the secret of attaining a GIANT DICK, we're gonna need you to flop it out so we can click right "there". Drop trou.

    Please and thank you.
     
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    Wow! LOL!! That's actually pretty funny. I can actually say that I recognize one of the dicks used on those adult pop-ups. But yeah, I would go after them if they're using your photo without permission to sell something.
     
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    Haha, congrats exploited one!
     
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    I knew you impressed me and now I know why.
    At a quick glance, I'd say that's 11 inches ... no, 12.
     
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    I thought your pic shows the one that needs enlarging. :tongue:
     
  14. Calboner

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    Should I be miffed that they stopped the exaggeration at "9 inches"?

    A quick glans, indeed.
     
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    Actually, no.
    It means that someone, sorta, more or less, within reason ... took your measure. And on the Interwebz, that's a pleasant surprise sometimes, innit?

    The faculty wives do bitch, Cal.:cool:
     
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    I can see where it would be both flattering and frustrating all at the same time. In any case, YOU got the cock shot....not Ron Jeremy. hehehe Now that's gotta feel good.....
     
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    If you don't "sew" you should at least consult a good attorney and sue them. I refuse to post pics of my dick unless I get some coin for it -- especially, repeating coin. Sick 'em, Cal!
     
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    I thought so at first, but the idea is that I (the guy in the picture) learned from Ron Jeremy how to grow a giant cock.

    Some people have said that I should demand payment for the use of the photo. Apart from the fact that I have no access to the source of the ad, it occurs to me that they are probably using Ron Jeremy's photograph without his permission!
     
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    Haha, that is hilarious and yet terrible at the same time. You are probably right Calboner, Ron would be pissed if he knew!
     
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    I just saw that popup ad a couple of days ago, but never noticed it was you (obviously I didn't look closely enough).

    It's nice to see one of the good guys here make it BIG.
     
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