Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf...

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  1. B_Jennuine73

    B_Jennuine73 New Member

    Sep 15, 2007
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    Windsor, Ontario
    Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

    The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said "Come on in."

    When they opened the door, they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on it's side near the broken window.

    A man reclining on the couch asked "Are you the people who broke my window?"

    "Uh, yeah sir. We're really sorry about that," the husband replied.

    "Oh, no apology necessary. Actually, I want to thank you...You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant you 3 wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered for a moment then blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

    "No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

    "And now young lady, what do you want?" asked the genie.

    "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

    "Consider it done. Your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" the genie said.

    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what is your wish genie?"

    "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee honey, you know we both now have a fortune and all those houses, what do you think?"

    She mulled it over for a few moments and said "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you honey?"

    "You know I love you, I'd do the same for you." the husband replied.

    So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about 3 hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly in her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"

    "We're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

    "NO SHIT! Thirty five years old and you still believe in genies?":cool:
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