Hypothetical: The Last Stud

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At 12pm eastern standard time, every penis on Earth that is attached to a human adult male and is 7 inches or longer when erect suddenly explodes like a fire cracker. Although the owners of the exploding dicks all survive, there is nothing left of their massive members and the world has no more hung studs.

Except for you.

Your dick is the only big dick to survive this act of God and now you're the last hung stud on Earth.

How does this change your life? Do you share your status with the rest of the world? How does this affect your relationship with your significant other or the men around you, both Smalls and former studs?
 
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This would be better off in Fictitious Stories. This thread/topic has nothing to do with relationships, discrimination, jealousy, or real people. Just like the majority of threads you start in this section.
 

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This would be better off in Fictitious Stories. This thread/topic has nothing to do with relationships, discrimination, jealousy, or real people. Just like the majority of threads you start in this section.

It is a hypothetical question about how this would affect your relationships with others.

Please read the OP.
 

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1st comment, since 6.5 inches is considered ample, and are considered well above average. Then they would become the new hung class.

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, as Science tries to evolve and keep up with mans needs, Technology today can already do functional penis transplants. So organ donation >>>> recycle

3rd, your Sentence structure is off. Even at 12PM, unless the penis was erect the curse would have no effect , I work 5 day a week, so the probability of me having a boner at 12 Noon unless it is Saturday is improbable

4th Lesbians can be happy and survive in wonderful relationships , without penises . So I hope I and my significant other; and I could survive as well ( lesbians are awsum, by the way )

There is an old saying about " In the kingdom of the Blind, a One eyed man is King " . In your world, if all hung guys lost their penises then smalls as you call them, would rule the earth . Very similar analogy . Let up pray neither becomes reality


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1st comment, since 6.5 inches is considered ample, and are considered well above average. Then they would become the new hung class.


Impossible. Small is anything under 7". No exceptions.

, as Science tries to evolve and keep up with mans needs, Technology today can already do functional penis transplants. So organ donation >>>> recycle

But there will be no big dicks to transplant and we're still a ways away from being able to grow big dicks in labs.

your Sentence structure is off. Even at 12PM, unless the penis was erect the curse would have no effect , I work 5 day a week, so the probability of me having a boner at 12 Noon unless it is Saturday is improbable

You know what I meant.

Lesbians can be happy and survive in wonderful relationships , without penises . So I hope I and my significant other; and I could survive as well ( lesbians are awsum, by the way )

I think lesbianism would rise dramatically in this event. In fact, I think heterosexuality in women and homosexuality in men would almost disappear overnight.

There is an old saying about " In the kingdom of the Blind, a One eyed man is King " . In your world, if all hung guys lost their penises then smalls as you call them, would rule the earth . Very similar analogy . Let up pray neither becomes reality


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The idea of Smalls becoming kings of anything is laughable, but horrifying.
 

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Thank you to the moderation team for moving this here.

Re: the topic. Changing the relative size of everyone else but me would be weird. I'd be a freak, literally. I'm sure some would assume that this would make me "desirable", but that's not how the world actually works. Being sought after, assuming this would happen, is fun for about ten minutes unless your ego is so weak it needs constant feeding. And it's entirely possible the world would simply view the one guy bigger than 7" as a freak show. No fun.

All that aside, my relationship with my wife wouldn't change...there's no reason it would. I don't cheat, she likes me as I am, and loves me for who, not what, I am.
 

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This is not a fictitious story. This is in the wrong forum.

While it is not a fictitious story it certainly would make for a really interesting erotic plot, especially if the main character never realized or considered himself big or desireable in the past.
 

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This is not a fictitious story. This is in the wrong forum.
Here's a thought: you can do what I did. Hit "Report", and ask the site's moderators...you know, the folks who determine these things, to put the thread back where you opened it. Perhaps they'll reconsider.

Or, just pout as you have been since it was moved here. I offered a reasonable response to your hypothetical as well as my opinion as it would apply to my present relationship if we lived in your pretend world. Did you respond about it? No, of course not.

Because that's not why you open these threads.
 

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It is a hypothetical situation meant to promote discussion. Not a story with a plot, characters or setting.
The forum name isn't "Hypothetical Relationships, Discrimination and Jealousy." It's there to discuss actual relationships, discrimination and jealousy. Not philosophical what-ifs to feed your insatiable appetite for trolling. People with actual issues to discuss. Not fantasy worlds. It would help your case immeasurably if your hypotheticals were even remotely plausible.
 

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Here's a thought: you can do what I did. Hit "Report", and ask the site's moderators...you know, the folks who determine these things, to put the thread back where you opened it. Perhaps they'll reconsider.

Or, just pout as you have been since it was moved here. I offered a reasonable response to your hypothetical as well as my opinion as it would apply to my present relationship if we lived in your pretend world. Did you respond about it? No, of course not.

Because that's not why you open these threads.

Why would I run off crying to the mods? That would be childish.

I think everyone sees through you and your petty trolling. As always, I am winning.
 

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The forum name isn't "Hypothetical Relationships, Discrimination and Jealousy." It's there to discuss actual relationships, discrimination and jealousy. Not philosophical what-ifs to feed your insatiable appetite for trolling. People with actual issues to discuss. Not fantasy worlds. It would help your case immeasurably if your hypotheticals were even remotely plausible.

Of course deeper thought is lost on you.
 

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Who remembers that Outer Limits episode where at the end? Guy was the last person on Earth and could read/have all the books he wanted.
Then drops his glasses and breaks them.

Burges Meredeth, played the unlucky chap in that episode, though I liked him more as the penguin from the Batman TV show

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