When a girl thinks about why she's with me, I want her to first think of how big my dick is. I don't care about my personality. But it matters more than I think. I recently lost my girlfriend. I'm such a jerk. I had the nerve to say, "You'll never find another guy with a dick as big as mine." And I said it just to see if she cared. She did. Now I'm happy. Is this wrong? I know it makes me look like an asshole or full of myself, but I can't help it. I want my biggest "asset" to be my penis. I don't want, "Yeah, he's the sweetest guy and he's funny." I want, "He has a monster cock, that's all I care about." I'm materialistic and shallow. But I can change. Anyone else like me?