I've been here for a year and a half or so and I'm sick of the ruse, the lying, the pretending to be someone else. I'm fake. I'm not a woman with big tits and an 11 inch clit. I am a golden retriever. See, Dean Koontz wrote a book based on my grandmother in the late 80s called Watchers. Everyone thought it was fiction, but it wasn't. Since I am a super-intelligent dog, my only form of communication with other "intelligent" beings is the internet. I even got my degree online. I even have a special apparatus I designed so I can take photos, which really is my true love and career. I attached my graduation photo to this message. I have been in deep hiding my entire life. At one time I was caught by Osama Bin Laden's henchmen attempting to use my brain capacity to summon hordes of housepets in a terror attack on the AKC/Eukanuba National Championship. I attached a photo of me taken after I was rescued. It is not easy being a super intelligent canine, but it is harder posing as a human on this site with people I consider friends. I'm sorry, LPSG. I'd like to thank all the LPSG members who have met me and kept my secret safe. I really want to thank DC_DEEP for letting me play catch with his ball gags and giving me people food. It was yummy.