I am a Dirty old MAN!!! NO!!!!

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    So here is the deal,
    went out to dinner tonight to celebrate my friends 21st birthday party.
    and this girl showed up, and she was absolutley stunning!
    She is a professional ballerina, so you get the picture..
    we were talking all nite, and I was like.. yikes!
    then I was like.. "you said you were in school, what college do you go to?"
    -"im still in Highschool"

    oh.. it was nice meeting you. got to go...

    ................................... oh shit.
    Im a total dirty old fucker!
    Gross!
    bad Danny bad danny!!!
    ahhhhhhhhh!
     
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    Aren't you glad she was honest?
     
  3. D_N Flay Table

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    not really!
    hahha

    yes.
     
  4. invisibleman

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    There nothing dirty about an older guy with a high sex drive. (Yeah, you have to avoid the spring chicks. You wanna go to jail over teenaged tail?)Heaven help you if you knock her up. CARD THOSE WOMEN.
     
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    Poor Danny... lol tisk tisk man!!
     
  6. burns1de

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    The question is: if you wouldn't have know, would you have tapped dat ass?
     
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    I should hope not.. he's married, and has a kid lol...
     
  8. burns1de

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    Minor details. :wink:
     
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    Danny may be old, but he certainly isn't psychic!
     
  10. D_N Flay Table

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    shit, im 30 :)
    but I did feel like a total douche..
    and yes, if she was 18 I would of hit it.
     
  11. Principessa

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    I know exactly how you feel dude. I love looking in the gallery and chatting with these hot younger LPSG guys; but when they tell me that they are only 18 or 19 I start to feel a bit like a perv.

    You're only 30, but I'm 41. Granted I'll probably never hook up with anyone here but still the thought does run through your head. Then again I remember something one of my guy friends used to say. "So long as there is grass on the field it's time to play ball." :biggrin1: :tongue: :biggrin1:

     
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    I actually get hit on by a lot of guys who think I'm in high school, and are suprised when I tell them I'm a grad student.... So, I mean, I think that is a lot worse. At least you thought she was older. Dirty old men have a certian leer when they look at you that is so disturbing.
    I do though have fun with all my boyfriends. I call myself the "legal minor", suggesting they they all are dirty men subconciously.
     
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    I used to sneer at men who drooled after women 20 years their junior. Now that i've been guilty of lusting after men nearly 20 years my junior, I can't say a damned thing (No_Strings, ladies?) Perv away.
     
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    Of course you fucking are. Get used to it. :rolleyes:

    In fact, try putting on a stained raincoat and joining the rest of us whackers in the back row of the cinema, and you'll never look back. :cool:
     
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    DJG, I'll do you anyday, lol those sleeve tatts look hot, but I won't pass for a younger skool girl.
     
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    You're only as old as you feel. At least that's what I've been trying to tell the judge..



    seriously, I would have kept talking to her...
     
  17. No_Strings

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    Only 19 years younger dear. (If you're what classes as a dirty old[?!?] woman... where exactly can I find more? :biggrin1:)

    As for younger people; if someone's mature enough to be sexually active, then the age of the partner shouldn't matter? (A pair of 16 year olds should be no better or worse than a 16 year old and a partner of twice that age, imo. Assuming no ignorance, manipulation, taking advantage etc)
    IE. Sex with a woman is fine, sex with a girl is not, but those classifications aren't age dependant.
     
  18. Big Dreamer

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    I married a girl 13 years younger than me (I was 35, and she was 22 at the time of marriage) so I heard every "trolling for jailbait" type of joke in existence for the first 6 months.

    Keep it legal and do whatever feels good.
     
  19. rob_just_rob

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    I've been in worse situations. I feel for you.

    Fortunately, nearly all conversations I've had with hot 18-to-25 year old women have been a very effective cold shower. :biggrin:
     
  20. Big Dreamer

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    The "fuck me, but please don't open your mouth and spoil it" syndrome. Yup, there's a good reason why Playboy audio-books don't fly off the shelves.
     
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