I am a man.

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

So it never was a clit.
I knew it.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Oh, shit, Snooze. Now we're both going to have to get divorces! Jason's gonna be pissed! And Toad is gonna kill me!!!

 

[Catchoftheday]

The 'tache is quite nice, but I think you may need to work on your m'ooobs

 

[ZOS23xy]

A little manscaping on the eyebrows and you'll be beating the girls off with a stick.

I'd use a right hand, guy. much nicer.

 

[invisibleman]

I am a man.--Snoozan

Okay. Even though I am a man in real life, I am not really invisible. I just feel invisible. I like feeling that way.

Snoozan, you really made a fierce female impersonator. I could never put that suspension of disbelief off. I would look like a man in a dress.

 

[Deno]

You could possibly put a persons eye out with that.

 

[nudeyorker]

How long have you been on "the pill?"

 

[chicagosam]

Do you have hair on your back that you can mow?

 

[cockoloco]

But do you feel like a man?

 

[ZOS23xy]

Sometimes she feels two nuts...

 

[Drifterwood]

Should I use less product in my snatch?

D'uh.

 

[camper joe]

How are you enjoying the freedom of standing while you pee?

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I think you should add a goatee to your new look also.

That's what I was thinking!

How are you enjoying the freedom of standing while you pee?

The REAL question is... is her husband enjoying having to clean up after her standing while she pees? The tables have turned, my friend! :tongue:

 

[camper joe]

That's what I was thinking!



The REAL question is... is her husband enjoying having to clean up after her standing while she pees? The tables have turned, my friend! :tongue:

Maybe her aim is better than her husband. :tongue: LMAO

 

[Guy-jin]

WTB monocle.

 

[Skull Mason]

Yeah, but what about nineinch? What the fuck, man? WHY WAS HE BANNED? I WANT ANSWERS!!!

I know thats such fucking bullshit!

The answers are out there. Watch The LPSG Files, Fridays on Fox.

Its still fucking bullshit!

 

[HazelGod]

I thought you were giving up jizzing in other men's faces for Lent.

For you, sugarbutt, I'll make an exception. Now go stand next to that mirror...

 

[snoozan]

For you, sugarbutt, I'll make an exception. Now go stand next to that mirror...

I know how it is. You just can't get off unless you have a $3 KMart wardrobe mirror to spill your seed on.

Vote Republican!

 

[rugbyguy14]

you'd look nice with a beard too