I AM BACK, AFTER A LOT OF RESERACH

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I have spent a LONG time looking at A LOT of dicks on www.newbienudes.com - WAY TOO MANY dicks...really, it has bedome almost clinical...

Anyway, you all may remember me from my first thread, throwing up the "bullshit flag", by using statistics, on all these claims of various encounters with 11, 12, and 13+ inch penises.

Well, after a lot of research on www.newbienudes.com, and various people's webcams on Yahoo! Messenger, I have to admit: I am CORRECT.

The biggest dicks I have seen (out of it seems THOUSANDS) run between 9 and 10 inches long. So far, from what I have been alble to gather, NONE of the dicks are over 10 inches, and definately NOTHING over 11, 12, or 13 inches.

That's right *NO* dick is over 10 inches long. The longest guy on that website seems to be "quercusone", who has told me he is right at 10 inches.

Sure, start attacking, but remember: you have no PROOF of your stories about 11, 12, and 13+ inch dicks.

I'm like Missouri: SHOW ME.

Not because I want some pictures of dicks, believe me, I've seen enough...
 

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Originally posted by Dr Rock@Oct 7 2005, 09:54 PM
find yourself a hobby.
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Dr. Rock, you misanthropic wise-man.....you're a funny, jocular fellow. I bet you drink Absynthe too, eh? :toast:
 

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Oh yeah, "bc1919" is 10 inches long.

If you haven't done so already, get a membership at http://www.newbienudes.com and look at the pics under the "Dicks" category.

You'll see that "quercusone" and "bc1919" are the biggest - "quercusone" is a joker, on his profile he has his size at 3 inches...I've "PM'd" him, and he says he is about 10 inches. "bc1919" has himself listed as 10 inches on his profile.
 

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Originally posted by bif9x65@Oct 7 2005, 07:59 PM
TAKE YOUR TROUBLES ELSEWHERE.

I HEAR THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY IS RUNNING A MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.
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What, exactly, are my "troubles"?
 

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This is certainly a silly question for you, but in your researches, what is the *smallest* penis you have ran across?

Believe me, i have a need to know..
 

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Originally posted by fredlet@Oct 7 2005, 08:16 PM
This is certainly a silly question for you, but in your researches, what is the *smallest* penis you have ran across?

Believe me, i have a need to know..
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Almost non-existant.

Basically just a "nub"...One of the people I remember on http://www.newbienudes.com was called "likeahamster"...I remember him in particular because my girlfriend pointed him out to me, and was cracking up over his screen name...
 

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Wait Wait-- the biggest I've ever seen in person was 11" ....so THAT is the largest penis EVER-- they can't get any bigger!!!

Makes me think of the Giant Squid-- they're out there-- just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist!

Next thing you know you'll be saying that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are fake
 
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Originally posted by ElCamino55+Oct 7 2005, 07:05 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ElCamino55 &#064; Oct 7 2005, 07:05 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-bif9x65@Oct 7 2005, 07:59 PM
TAKE YOUR TROUBLES ELSEWHERE.

I HEAR THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY IS RUNNING A MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.
[post=349781]Quoted post[/post]​

What, exactly, are my "troubles"?
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To say that something doesn&#39;t exist simply because you haven&#39;t seen it is the true sign if an IDIOT :spank: What the hell are you thinking?? You&#39;ve never seen me but I DO exist&#33;&#33; You&#39;ve never seen Pluto, Saturn or Uranus, byt they DO exist&#33;&#33;

And believe me, penises over 10 inches do exist. How do I know?? I sleep with one every night&#33;&#33; Not mine but my boyfriend. And NO I will not send you a picture of it to rip off and claim as your own.
 

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Originally posted by Jace+Oct 8 2005, 05:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jace &#064; Oct 8 2005, 05:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by ElCamino55@Oct 7 2005, 07:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-bif9x65
@Oct 7 2005, 07:59 PM
TAKE YOUR TROUBLES ELSEWHERE.

I HEAR THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY IS RUNNING A MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.
[post=349781]Quoted post[/post]​


What, exactly, are my "troubles"?
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To say that something doesn&#39;t exist simply because you haven&#39;t seen it is the true sign if an IDIOT :spank: What the hell are you thinking?? You&#39;ve never seen me but I DO exist&#33;&#33; You&#39;ve never seen Pluto, Saturn or Uranus, byt they DO exist&#33;&#33;

And believe me, penises over 10 inches do exist. How do I know?? I sleep with one every night&#33;&#33; Not mine but my boyfriend. And NO I will not send you a picture of it to rip off and claim as your own.
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I&#39;m gonna like you.
 

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Originally posted by Pye@Oct 8 2005, 11:31 AM
Wait Wait-- the biggest I&#39;ve ever seen in person was 11" ....so THAT is the largest penis EVER-- they can&#39;t get any bigger&#33;&#33;&#33;

Makes me think of the Giant Squid-- there out there-- jsut because you haven&#39;t seen it doesn&#39;t mean it doesn&#39;t exist&#33;
[post=349856]Quoted post[/post]​

Actually... http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20...quid/index.html

This is from 25 september 2005.
 

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Originally posted by ElCamino55+Oct 7 2005, 07:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ElCamino55 &#064; Oct 7 2005, 07:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fredlet@Oct 7 2005, 08:16 PM
This is certainly a silly question for you, but in your researches, what is the *smallest* penis you have ran across?

Believe me, i have a need to know..
[post=349784]Quoted post[/post]​

Almost non-existant.

Basically just a "nub"...One of the people I remember on http://www.newbienudes.com was called "likeahamster"...I remember him in particular because my girlfriend pointed him out to me, and was cracking up over his screen name...
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Boy, don&#39;t I know that feeling&#33;&#33; In some ways, it&#39;s sort of erotic when a girl laughs at a small one. Some of us guys want to entertain a lady any way we can, and giving her a chance to laugh certainly counts as entertainment..pathetic, maybe, but ya gotta go with what ya know&#33;
 

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Originally posted by Jace+Oct 8 2005, 01:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jace &#064; Oct 8 2005, 01:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by ElCamino55@Oct 7 2005, 07:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-bif9x65
@Oct 7 2005, 07:59 PM
TAKE YOUR TROUBLES ELSEWHERE.

I HEAR THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY IS RUNNING A MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.
[post=349781]Quoted post[/post]​


What, exactly, are my "troubles"?
[post=349782]Quoted post[/post]​


To say that something doesn&#39;t exist simply because you haven&#39;t seen it is the true sign if an IDIOT :spank: What the hell are you thinking?? You&#39;ve never seen me but I DO exist&#33;&#33; You&#39;ve never seen Pluto, Saturn or Uranus, byt they DO exist&#33;&#33;

And believe me, penises over 10 inches do exist. How do I know?? I sleep with one every night&#33;&#33; Not mine but my boyfriend. And NO I will not send you a picture of it to rip off and claim as your own.
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Actually, I HAVE seen Saturn...but my telescope isn&#39;t powerful enough to get a good view of Uranus or Pluto...

I never denied the fact that penises larger than 10 inches exist. However, I *DO* deny that 10 inch penises are even somewhat rare - they are VERY VERY VERY VERY rare. We&#39;re talking larger than 99.9999+% of the population.

What&#39;s funny about you people is your EXTREME paranoia of someone stealing your own [possible stolen] pictures and trying to pass them off as their own.
 

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Originally posted by Pye@Oct 8 2005, 12:31 PM
Wait Wait-- the biggest I&#39;ve ever seen in person was 11" ....so THAT is the largest penis EVER-- they can&#39;t get any bigger&#33;&#33;&#33;

Makes me think of the Giant Squid-- they&#39;re out there-- just because you haven&#39;t seen it doesn&#39;t mean it doesn&#39;t exist&#33;

Next thing you know you&#39;ll be saying that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are fake
[post=349856]Quoted post[/post]​

What&#39;s funny is your sarcasm at the end is a good example of the absurdity one finds on this message board.

Indeed, until proven otherwise, Santa and the Tooth Fairy ARE fake. If I should believe that 12 inch penises are 0.1% of the population, why stop at that absurdity? Why not believe 19 inch penises are 0.1% of the population? Why stop THERE even, why not believe 30 inch penises are even slightly BELOW average? 28 kilometer long penises?
 

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Originally posted by ElCamino55+Oct 8 2005, 09:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ElCamino55 &#064; Oct 8 2005, 09:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pye@Oct 8 2005, 12:31 PM
Wait Wait-- the biggest I&#39;ve ever seen in person was 11" ....so THAT is the largest penis EVER-- they can&#39;t get any bigger&#33;&#33;&#33;

Makes me think of the Giant Squid-- they&#39;re out there-- just because you haven&#39;t seen it doesn&#39;t mean it doesn&#39;t exist&#33;

Next thing you know you&#39;ll be saying that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are fake
[post=349856]Quoted post[/post]​

What&#39;s funny is your sarcasm at the end is a good example of the absurdity one finds on this message board.

Indeed, until proven otherwise, Santa and the Tooth Fairy ARE fake. If I should believe that 12 inch penises are 0.1% of the population, why stop at that absurdity? Why not believe 19 inch penises are 0.1% of the population? Why stop THERE even, why not believe 30 inch penises are even slightly BELOW average? 28 kilometer long penises?
[post=349945]Quoted post[/post]​
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Let&#39;s not be silly...the biggest dick here is YOU
 

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Originally posted by Pye+Oct 8 2005, 09:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pye &#064; Oct 8 2005, 09:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by ElCamino55@Oct 8 2005, 09:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Pye
@Oct 8 2005, 12:31 PM
Wait Wait-- the biggest I&#39;ve ever seen in person was 11" ....so THAT is the largest penis EVER-- they can&#39;t get any bigger&#33;&#33;&#33;

Makes me think of the Giant Squid-- they&#39;re out there-- just because you haven&#39;t seen it doesn&#39;t mean it doesn&#39;t exist&#33;

Next thing you know you&#39;ll be saying that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are fake
[post=349856]Quoted post[/post]​


What&#39;s funny is your sarcasm at the end is a good example of the absurdity one finds on this message board.

Indeed, until proven otherwise, Santa and the Tooth Fairy ARE fake. If I should believe that 12 inch penises are 0.1% of the population, why stop at that absurdity? Why not believe 19 inch penises are 0.1% of the population? Why stop THERE even, why not believe 30 inch penises are even slightly BELOW average? 28 kilometer long penises?
[post=349945]Quoted post[/post]​

Let&#39;s not be silly...the biggest dick here is YOU
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Insults so soon? This thread isn&#39;t even 2 pages long yet...
 

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Originally posted by ElCamino55+Oct 8 2005, 09:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ElCamino55 &#064; Oct 8 2005, 09:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Pye@Oct 8 2005, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by ElCamino55@Oct 8 2005, 09:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Pye
@Oct 8 2005, 12:31 PM
Wait Wait-- the biggest I&#39;ve ever seen in person was 11" ....so THAT is the largest penis EVER-- they can&#39;t get any bigger&#33;&#33;&#33;

Makes me think of the Giant Squid-- they&#39;re out there-- just because you haven&#39;t seen it doesn&#39;t mean it doesn&#39;t exist&#33;

Next thing you know you&#39;ll be saying that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are fake
[post=349856]Quoted post[/post]​


What&#39;s funny is your sarcasm at the end is a good example of the absurdity one finds on this message board.

Indeed, until proven otherwise, Santa and the Tooth Fairy ARE fake. If I should believe that 12 inch penises are 0.1% of the population, why stop at that absurdity? Why not believe 19 inch penises are 0.1% of the population? Why stop THERE even, why not believe 30 inch penises are even slightly BELOW average? 28 kilometer long penises?
[post=349945]Quoted post[/post]​


Let&#39;s not be silly...the biggest dick here is YOU
[post=349946]Quoted post[/post]​

Insults so soon? This thread isn&#39;t even 2 pages long yet...
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I&#39;m sorry-- the opportunity was there and I took it-- I apologize-- there are bigger dicks.