I am cow

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  1. B_dumbcow

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    This is an accurate insight into the life of my species...


    Link - I am cow



    I am cow
    Hear me moo
    I weigh twice as much as you



    *Even though I don't quite understand the barbecue bit*
     
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    One of my wife's relatives has her doctorate in animal nutirition, and specializes in cows. I'll have to share this with her. I'll mention to her that I got it from a cow who wanted it to go virally cross-species.
     
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    Funny post:biggrin1: Thanks for the laugh!!
     
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    If somebody sings this on American Idol they'll mooove the audience beyond tears.
     
  5. Northland

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    Yeah, sure. Everybody claims to be a cow these days-it's a passing fad.


    (is this where I talk about how we're all being led around like a herd of cattle?)
     
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    World wide dudes ,world wide
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    thats right!
     
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    The harmony at the end was lovely.
     
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    Where is chicken?
     
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    I could go for a moo-latte right now..............
     
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    Why don't we make a movie out of it since we already have the soundtrack? We could call it I:Cow, and I think it has all the makings of the next big Asimov blockbuster. So long as we get someone other than Will Smith to play the lead role. How about Rosie O'Donnell?
     
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    You are puzzled by the line "And I look good on a barbecue"? Well, you see, "barbecue" is Canadian slang for "pasture."
     
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    You sing so well. A star is born.:smile::tongue:
     
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    Got milk?
     
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    Oh thats funny. LMAO:tongue:
     
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    I will play the cow! This will be fun :smile:

    Oops. I kind of ate him :redface:

    Oooooh. It makes perfect sense now! If I ever go to Canada I will ask to be put on a nice warm barbecue - They should be impressed by my knowledge of Canadian slang :smile:

    Aaaah, thank you :smile:

    Well duh. All cows have milk :tongue:
     
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