I AM Fat-O-Phobic!

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  1. HellsKitchenmanNYC

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    I am the type of person that tries to reaaaallly watch his fat intake. Esp since I'm not a kid anymore. One day I was walking by Penn Station and then Grand Central Station and they were handing out free samples of Philadelphia Cream Cheese Cooking Cream. A new product I assumed. And since I love free samples I made the rounds of the employees
    and ended up w/like 5 bags of the stuff. I put them in the freezer 6 months ago. This week I was curious and took one of the tubs out and made some pasta w/chicken chunks, garlic and red pepper flakes. I thot I was going to die. The sauce was sooooooo good. I could not stop eating it. In fact it was so good I had it 4 times last week for dinner. I really had to stop myself from having it another three nites in a row. It was frikken amazingly delicious. I was surprised that PCC could make something that good.
    Has anyone else tried this? WHy is everything that tastes so good so bad for you. I would love to use this again for another week every night!
     
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    Tell that to Highbeam's beer gut.
    ;-)
     
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    DOH! Double DOH!:biggrin1:
     
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    You're going to turn into a big fat fatty fatting about in all your fatness.

    Who is Highbeam?
     
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    I certainly hope not and Hibeam is my Italian Greyhound!:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh, right--mirror boy. I thought maybe it was some obese rock star.

    My speculation may have been far from reality, but it gave me a chance to amuse myself with the word "fat" and its derivatives.
     
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    I have a free sample sitting in my fridge and I still haven't opened it. I need to check this stuff out.
     
  8. HellsKitchenmanNYC

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    DO it! DO it! You won't be sorry! :D
     
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    Don't do it... you will be sorry. I keep this photo of HKM on my fridge to remind me not to go there!
     

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    It takes a long time to become a fat person. Longer than I thot! I am grateful for my fat because it has given me my girth, I want to do well by my tonage!
     
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    OK you can keep that Male Spanx compression undergarment I loaned you... I don't need it anymore. Spanx for Men | Man Spanx | Men's Spanx
    PS Thank you for the laugh... I spit out my iced tea and celery stick!
     
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    Smooches babycakes and damn! Spanx too! I'm the luckiest boy in Puppet-Creamland!:wink::biggrin1:
     
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    Gods I LOVE my fat!

    The crisped fat on the edge of a grilled steak is gorgeous...and then there is Asian inspired Twice Cooked Pork Belly.

    Potatoes roasted in duck fat are fucking sublime.

    Fat is flavor.
     
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    Yes I normally feel that way too but I recently went to a Black Tie event and the only way I could fit into my tuxedo was wearing *The Male Compression Undergarment* (mentioned above^) I am currently eating celery sticks.
     
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    Geeze....that blows!

    I must have a very high metabolism because I've been a size 10 for most of my adult life and I eat what I like.
    Mind you I'm very, very active and I have a favorite pair of size ten jeans that let me know if I'm starting to chub up and I just up the exercise.
     
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    I find that hard to believe. You have the4 same ectomorphic body type as me and last I saw you you didn't look any bigger than a year ago!
     
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    Just as I warned him (post #4)!
     
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    I have a weakness for Juniors cheesecake. Once i start i cant stop. So i try stay away from cakes and candy. Once i get started thats it. So i limit myself to once a week eating the bad things. The rest of the week i eat very little meat. I love rice and beans, Spinach, collard greens. I have a juice machine. Nothing tastes better than cucumber and carrot juice. I don't eat anything fried anymore. I also drink a lot of purified water. As least a gallon a day. Thats very important.
     
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    Yes but I quit smoking three months ago and I grew from my normal sleek 170 to 185 and believe me in terms of a pant fit it made a difference. I'm now back to 175 where I'm happy so... keep the Spanx and keep smiling but I would curb the Philly Cream Cheese if you know what is good for you!
     
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    Watch out for those collard greens! When I first moved to NYC and wasn't working and was broke I swear I ate pizza 3 times a day and drank tons of beer going out. I never gained even one ounce. I still have the same problem and in fact 25 years later I still weigh the same as I did then to the ounce but over the last few years I really worry about fat. Just b/c you're thin doesn't mean you're healthier than an obese person so I try to watch it!
     
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