If it was this guy I can see it causing a stir (so to speak) in a family restaurant. But otherwise it sounds like he could have been gifted with a big dick, a gifted musician or maybe he was stating he was gifted with a beautiful family.
Shirts like that can be amusing in the right setting, but wearing it out in public seems inappropriate to me, and be assured I am not prude. Years ago, an old boyfriend gave me a t-shirt featuring a cheeky reference to my large size, but I never wore it out anywhere. Hell, if I really want to advertize, I just wear tight pants.
This sounds just as bad (and kinda funny) as a gag gift shirt a friend bought for me once: an arrow pointing down to my dick with the words "Atkins-Friendly" over it.
I don't have that one, but I have one that says "Well Hung Drywall Company" and another of a squirrel holding up two acorns and it says "Bigger Than Yours."
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