I am going to hell

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  1. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    I went to a brunch this morning and was debating with some of my fundamentalist co-workers about evolution/Intelligent Design. When at the suggestion of an LPSG member I brought up the argument involving the role of sex in evolution and told him how much I enjoyed all forms of it without intent to procreate, he calmy told me, "You have some redeeming qualities, John, but you're going to hell. I will pray for you." He was serious; I was dumbfounded.

    I wish I could report that I had a witty retort, but I was so taken aback that I just walked away. It was the first time I had ever been told literally to go to hell.

    Just thought I'd share this in case you did not know you are in the presence of evil.:mad: John
     
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    Well on that basis most of us here will be going so that should make it a great place. :biggrin1:
     
  3. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    I hope my hell has AC.
     
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    You asked for it...
     
  5. who's going to Alabama ? :rolleyes:
     
  6. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Asked for what?
     
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    ColJohn--there is really no witty report for that. Anyone who can look someone in the face and condemn them like that knows very little about their own faith.

    As I have said, I am am going to hell--at least I know I will be among great company. Party at my house. All night, everynight!!
     
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    I would have thought that someone whose entire sex life is focused exclusively on procreation is already living in some kind of hell, tbh.
     
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    Hell is not being able to PM people.
     
  10. I have an aunt & uncle that are like that ... i would define living in a home with 6 kids between the ages of 4-9 hell ... boggles the mind :confused:
     
  11. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    See you there (unless his paryers work). What an asshole. (Can I say that on a Sunday?)
     
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    My home is your home, COLJohn.

    Also--how can we PROVE today is Sunday? HMMMM?!?!?

    What if 3 days from now is really Sunday?

    What if there really aren't seven days in the week afterall?

    Man, are we ever FUCKED.
     
  13. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Damn, that's the kind of retort I wanted to say but couldn't come up with at the time. I also just remembered something that Sarte (I think it was he) said: "Hell is other people." I assume assholes qualify as humans.
     
  14. Yes ... believe it or not God isn't as vindictive as most of organized religion would have you think ...
     
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    OMG No - holds hands up in horror and runs like fuck!
     
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    The best thing just might be Jesus': Judge not lest ye be judged.
    (and yes, it was Sartre... l'enfer, c'est les autres)
     
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    I'll bring the wine and food whenever you figure out what day it is.
     
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    According to some, He is a badass obviously.
     
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    I wouldn't venture to get into a Bible-quoting contest with him. He is smug but well read. I'm well read but evil.

    OK, I am simmering down now.
     
  20. ooo you called Him a badass ... Dante's gonna have to write a chapter just for you now :rolleyes:
     
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