I am going to hell

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I went to a brunch this morning and was debating with some of my fundamentalist co-workers about evolution/Intelligent Design. When at the suggestion of an LPSG member I brought up the argument involving the role of sex in evolution and told him how much I enjoyed all forms of it without intent to procreate, he calmy told me, "You have some redeeming qualities, John, but you're going to hell. I will pray for you." He was serious; I was dumbfounded.

I wish I could report that I had a witty retort, but I was so taken aback that I just walked away. It was the first time I had ever been told literally to go to hell.

Just thought I'd share this in case you did not know you are in the presence of evil.:mad: John
 

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COLJohn said:
I went to a brunch this morning and was debating with some of my fundamentalist co-workers about evolution/Intelligent Design. When at the suggestion of an LPSG member I brought up the argument involving the role of sex in evolution and told him how much I enjoyed all forms of it without intent to procreate, he calmy told me, "You have some redeeming qualities, John, but you're going to hell. I will pray for you." He was serious; I was dumbfounded.

I wish I could report that I had a witty retort, but I was so taken aback that I just walked away. It was the first time I had ever been told literally to go to hell.

Just thought I'd share this in case you did not know you are in the presence of evil.:mad: John


Well on that basis most of us here will be going so that should make it a great place. :biggrin1:
 

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ColJohn--there is really no witty report for that. Anyone who can look someone in the face and condemn them like that knows very little about their own faith.

As I have said, I am am going to hell--at least I know I will be among great company. Party at my house. All night, everynight!!
 

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COLJohn said:
I brought up the argument involving the role of sex in evolution and told him how much I enjoyed all forms of it without intent to procreate, he calmy told me, "You have some redeeming qualities, John, but you're going to hell. I will pray for you." He was serious; I was dumbfounded.

I would have thought that someone whose entire sex life is focused exclusively on procreation is already living in some kind of hell, tbh.
 
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alex8 said:
I would have thought that someone whose entire sex life is focused exclusively on procreation is already living in some kind of hell, tbh.

I have an aunt & uncle that are like that ... i would define living in a home with 6 kids between the ages of 4-9 hell ... boggles the mind :confused:
 

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Lex said:
ColJohn--there is really no witty report for that. Anyone who can look someone in the face and condemn them like that knows very little about their own faith.

As I have said, I am am going to hell--at least I know I will be among great company. Party at my house. All night, everynight!!

See you there (unless his paryers work). What an asshole. (Can I say that on a Sunday?)
 

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COLJohn said:
See you there (unless his paryers work). What an asshole. (Can I say that on a Sunday?)
My home is your home, COLJohn.

Also--how can we PROVE today is Sunday? HMMMM?!?!?

What if 3 days from now is really Sunday?

What if there really aren't seven days in the week afterall?

Man, are we ever FUCKED.
 

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alex8 said:
I would have thought that someone whose entire sex life is focused exclusively on procreation is already living in some kind of hell, tbh.
Damn, that's the kind of retort I wanted to say but couldn't come up with at the time. I also just remembered something that Sarte (I think it was he) said: "Hell is other people." I assume assholes qualify as humans.
 
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COLJohn said:
See you there (unless his paryers work). What an asshole. (Can I say that on a Sunday?)

Yes ... believe it or not God isn't as vindictive as most of organized religion would have you think ...
 

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COLJohn said:
Damn, that's the kind of retort I wanted to say but couldn't come up with at the time. I also just remembered something that Sartre (I think it was he) said: "Hell is other people." I assume assholes qualify as humans.

The best thing just might be Jesus': Judge not lest ye be judged.
(and yes, it was Sartre... l'enfer, c'est les autres)
 
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COLJohn said:
According to some, He is a badass obviously.

ooo you called Him a badass ... Dante's gonna have to write a chapter just for you now :rolleyes: