I am going to hell

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Matthew said:
There's a special section in Hell reserved for LPSG...
We need reservations?

My response to the "I'll pray for you" is to smile and say "And I'll pray for you." Seems to leave 'em with their mouth open.

Take care

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"Heaven for climate, Hell for society."
- Mark Twain
"If people like you are going to Heaven, I'll take Hell."
- Me.
"Scorn bribe of Heaven or threat of Hell."
- Tom Paine
"Infinite punishment for finite crime is not justice."
- Me
"The Devil is just the flipside of Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy - and just as real."
- Me.
If sex was only meant for procreation:
* we wouldn't want sex when we didn't want children,
* women would get pregnant every time they had sex, and
* men would produce one sperm when they ejaculated, the right one.


Your cow-orker obviously doesn't know what "redeeming" means.
 

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Funkytown by [SIZE=-1]Pseudo Echo (also, Lipps, Inc's too)

O-o-h Child by The Five Stairsteps. (very old, I know. I think it came out in the 60s)

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Funkytown by [SIZE=-1]Pseudo Echo (also, Lipps, Inc's too)

O-o-h Child by The Five Stairsteps. (very old, I know. I think it came out in the 60s)

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these may be for the 1 hit wonder thread ... but i guess could be hell to some :rolleyes:
 

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That last post of yours was excellent. Fear is driving everything in America, including religion.

I hate it when a fundy says to me, "I will pray for you." I feel like saying, "NO! I'm good! honest!". Noone needs help from the fundy God.
 

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I'm goin to hell and I'm gona listen to NIN on the ride down.
Hey, it's meant to be HELL, dammit... so I'm afraid it'll be "101 Strings play County Music Love Songs" all the way. :saevilw:
 

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I tend to avoid such conversations with those who have totally closed minds, which gather no intelegence..."Never try and teach a pig to sing--it wastes your time, and annoys the pig"
 

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davidjh7 said:
"Never try and teach a pig to sing--it wastes your time, and annoys the pig"

What about that sexy blonde sow who used to sing all those duets with Kermit the Frog? :rolleyes:
 

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davidjh7 said:
I tend to avoid such conversations with those who have totally closed minds, which gather no intelligence..."Never try and teach a pig to sing--it wastes your time, and annoys the pig"


A. Obscure
A wise or profound person is not able to win against a petty or narrow person. Actually he should not win. A wise or narrow person should not struggle with a narrow person in the first place. (Wu Yubi 1391 - 1469)


B. Inspirational
Hell begins on the day God grants us a clear vision of all that we might have achieved, of all the gifts which we have wasted, of all that we might have done but we did not do. Gian Carlo Menotti


c. Funny
I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Mae West


Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. Woody Allen


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Swami X


d. Thoughtful
All forms of tampering with human beings, getting at them, shaping them against their will to your own pattern, all thought control and conditioning is, therefore, a denial of that in men which makes them men and their values ultimate. Isaiah Berlin


d. Honest
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare
 

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people like that really get to me.we have more things in this world to be concerned about than who me,he,she,or they are sleeping with.i myself was raised in a strict catholic home.when i first told my mom i was bisexual.she was not happy to say the least.then she told me something.judge not for,ye shall be judged.meaning all these holyer than thoy,people.will be riding the boss with us to hell,so i will reserve us all a seat.
 

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You won't go if you don't believe it exits. If you do believe it exists then you must also have criteria of what actions/beliefs will gain you access to hell (even if known only to yourself in your private psyche). Many cultures do not possess at all a concept of hell and so fearing/shaming someone that they will go there carries no meaning to those persons.
 

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COLJohn said:
I went to a brunch this morning and was debating with some of my fundamentalist co-workers about evolution/Intelligent Design. When at the suggestion of an LPSG member I brought up the argument involving the role of sex in evolution and told him how much I enjoyed all forms of it without intent to procreate, he calmy told me, "You have some redeeming qualities, John, but you're going to hell. I will pray for you." He was serious; I was dumbfounded.

I wish I could report that I had a witty retort, but I was so taken aback that I just walked away. It was the first time I had ever been told literally to go to hell.

Just thought I'd share this in case you did not know you are in the presence of evil.:mad: John

he probably has a small dick.