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According to many of the metaphysical teachers of our day we choose the body that we incarnate into. I am pissed at my higher self for choosing a body with a non-monster johnson! I am genuinely jealous and envious of you guys with those 8"x6", 9"X7" wangs. Lucky bastards!!! Next time around I am going for a biggy for f'n sure. :biggrin1:
 

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]According to many of the metaphysical teachers of our day we choose the body that we incarnate into.[/COLOR] I am pissed at my higher self for choosing a body with a non-monster johnson! I am genuinely jealous and envious of you guys with those 8"x6", 9"X7" wangs. Lucky bastards!!! Next time around I am going for a biggy for f'n sure. :biggrin1:

Interesting concept, I have never heard this before. :confused: I thought the current body was determined by our actions or inactions in a past life so that we might learn some sort of lesson in the present.

I do get what you mean, if I had been able to choose my body before this incarnation it damn sure would have been different.:tongue::biggrin1:
 

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]According to many of the metaphysical teachers of our day we choose the body that we incarnate into.[/COLOR] I am pissed at my higher self for choosing a body with a non-monster johnson! I am genuinely jealous and envious of you guys with those 8"x6", 9"X7" wangs. Lucky bastards!!! Next time around I am going for a biggy for f'n sure. :biggrin1:

Interesting concept, I have never heard this before. :confused: I thought the current body was determined by our actions or inactions in a past life so that we might learn some sort of lesson in the present.

I do get what you mean, if I had been able to choose my body before this incarnation it damn sure would have been different.:tongue::biggrin1:
 

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I heard that whole thing as well. I personally think it's total BS and there's no reason why you should listen to people like that as if they're some sort of authority on the subject.
 

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Wouldn't matter; if I could choose my body I'd not give a crap about dick size. I'd choose health over such trivial things.
 

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According to many of the metaphysical teachers of our day we choose the body that we incarnate into. I am pissed at my higher self for choosing a body with a non-monster johnson! I am genuinely jealous and envious of you guys with those 8"x6", 9"X7" wangs. Lucky bastards!!! Next time around I am going for a biggy for f'n sure. :biggrin1:


don't be so hard on yourself. no pun intended of course. honestly, i prefer average sized cocks in the range of 5-7 inches. those monster cocks in porn that are 10 inches and up are waaaaaaaay too fucking big and would probably tear me in half. plus i would imagine it'd hurt like hell to have something that big pounding against my cervix. the biggest cock i've had was 9 inches and let me tell you, it was a crying shame he didn't know how to use it. compare that to the guys i've been with who are in the 6-7 inch range, they were able to keep on satisfying me through and through. anyways, my main point is be happy with what you have and make the best of it. in my opinion, size really doesn't matter.
 

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Wouldn't matter; if I could choose my body I'd not give a crap about dick size. I'd choose health over such trivial things.

Good health is mandatory for my next go round! But I also want bigger boobs, a rounder ass, flatter tummy, longer hair, and perhaps a bullshitmeter. I am often way too naive.:redface:
 

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the idea is that u choose the body u have in this life and the situations u go through so that we all can learn certain lessons in life if we are put in diffrent situations than we learn from diffrent points of view
 

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don't be so hard on yourself. no pun intended of course. honestly, i prefer average sized cocks in the range of 5-7 inches. those monster cocks in porn that are 10 inches and up are waaaaaaaay too fucking big and would probably tear me in half. plus i would imagine it'd hurt like hell to have something that big pounding against my cervix. the biggest cock i've had was 9 inches and let me tell you, it was a crying shame he didn't know how to use it. compare that to the guys i've been with who are in the 6-7 inch range, they were able to keep on satisfying me through and through. anyways, my main point is be happy with what you have and make the best of it. in my opinion, size really doesn't matter.

Hmm. I'd still take a 9"x7". Gotta post it on an astral sticky note somehow...
 

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Good health is mandatory for my next go round! But I also want bigger boobs, a rounder ass, flatter tummy, longer hair, and perhaps a bullshitmeter. I am often way too naive.:redface:

I know what you mean; if I get to keep my knowledge I'll be a girl so I can compare; or I'll record myself on the internet and hope that I, somehow, find myself as a male so I can be like "God; that was rough..."
 

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I do get what you mean, if I had been able to choose my body before this incarnation it damn sure would have been different.:tongue::biggrin1:

I heard that. Me too!
Good health is mandatory for my next go round! But I also want bigger boobs, a rounder ass, flatter tummy, longer hair, and perhaps a bullshitmeter. I am often way too naive.:redface:
I love to read your posts. You're hilarious!
 

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I think I screwed up royally in a past life which is why I'm having so much trouble in this one. Honestly, I'm a little jealous of some of the guys here too. At first the jealousy was bad...I was looking for all kinds of unhealthy ways to get bigger.

Interesting takes on life and body though.
 

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According to many of the metaphysical teachers of our day we choose the body that we incarnate into. I am pissed at my higher self for choosing a body with a non-monster johnson! I am genuinely jealous and envious of you guys with those 8"x6", 9"X7" wangs. Lucky bastards!!! Next time around I am going for a biggy for f'n sure. :biggrin1:

don't be jealous.in the real world(i know the one i live in)as i've matured the whole "look he's huge" phase wears off.especially in relationships,just like looks the whole size thing becomes common place.unless you get into doing porn,or some type of adult entertainment,not having a big one shouldn't get you jealous.if that was the case proffesionally and finacial wise i'd be in GREAT shape right now.just remember it's not about the penis...it's the man who's attatched to it.
 

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don't be jealous.in the real world(i know the one i live in)as i've matured the whole "look he's huge" phase wears off.especially in relationships,just like looks the whole size thing becomes common place.unless you get into doing porn,or some type of adult entertainment,not having a big one shouldn't get you jealous.if that was the case proffesionally and finacial wise i'd be in GREAT shape right now.just remember it's not about the penis...it's the man who's attatched to it.

I'm still envious. I would LOVE to have some of the funmeat plungers that I see in the gallery here. L.O.V.E. LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV.
 

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We choose what body we reincarnate into?

Hmmm. I wonder what I was in my past life. I always thought it was a karmic cycle so Mother Theresa would come back with a whopper in the next life if she didn't make nirvana.