I am looking to be fucked by a girl with a post-graduate degree

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  1. Guy-jin

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    I'm very open minded. The only race that matters is the human race. I need some one creative and intelligent that can stimulate me in and out the bedroom.

    I'm seeking young beautiful librarians, scientists, researchers, engineers, computer programmers, upper management, economists, political activists, musicians, culinary technicians and the like. Preferably short, Asian, 34C-36D bust size, a passionate lover, and a wild conversationalist, with either long or very short dark hair, plenty of bush or trimmed a bit but definitely not clean shaven. However inner beauty outweighs the physical.

    I like heterosexual women, students, mentalists, members of mensa, single, long hair, awesome rockin' tits, soft yet thin bodies, very light skin or tanned skin or darker skin or medium cream skin, multilingual, likes to hang out on my couch and make love for hours after we're done working on our laptops while watching an episode of House. Preferably Asian (for emphasis).
     
  2. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    With all your hot professionally done nude photos, why are you having to search for all these people on the internet?

    Wow, what a defined description and to finish it up with looks don't matter pretty much.

    You are one wild and crazy guy!
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    I think you are really a woman pretending to be a man!!

    :eek:
     
  5. Guy-jin

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    A gay woman pretending to be a man, maybe.

    I think you guys think I'm being sarcastic. I'm completely serious. Always.
     
  6. Ms.Teacher

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    Is your g/f okay with this?
     
  7. mista geechee

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    i dont know wat you're pretending to be but i agree. nothing is sexier than a smart , free thinking woman.
     
  8. B_HornyPrincezz

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    Wow...dude knows what he wants...haha

    x x
     
  9. Guy-jin

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    My g/f may precisely fit into the description I listed above. :tongue:
     
  10. snoozan

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    i'm so hurt.

    what about round-eyed, pale skinned, big-bosomed artists with big sexy brains?
     
  11. Guy-jin

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    Exceptions may be considered.
     
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    Good luck in your search!
     
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    You know he's afraid of her, he's gonna keep this search a secret. :biggrin1:
     
  14. rob_just_rob

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    Marry your girlfriend, get divorced, and then hope that her divorce attorney is a woman. She'll definitely fuck you.
     
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    Interested in your 'looking to be fucked', so are you searching for the strap-on ladies. Otherwise, your membership in mensa may be in need of cancellation due to misleading grammar usage...
     
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    Try Craigslist
    It's awesome ,really.
    I bet you could really find her .
     
  18. Ms.Teacher

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    A woman with a post graduate degree on CL? :biggrin1:
     
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    Ahem!!!! What am I invisible, Guy-jin???
     
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    OMG LOL, have you found the bug duck porn yet???? I am a bug duck porn virgin so please share. :smile:
     
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