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Hi Everyone,

AS youcan see, I am new to this site. It casught my interest as I have beemn looking for such a support group to deal wih issues that I have encountered as far as my " endowment " goes, and I look forward to meeting all of you on this site:wink:

 

[that_other_guy]

Salutations :biggrin1:

 

[joyboytoy79]

Welcome Golfer!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Wazza matter, Golfer? A jumpy putter?
Maybe we can help ... but in any case, it would be fun to talk.
Welcome, keep posting, and have fun at LPSG.

 

[agnslz]

....I look forward to meeting all of you on this site:wink:

As do we you, Golfer!:wink:

Welcome to LPSG!:smile: I'm sure you will find plenty of answers and
support (both fun and real) for your issues with your endowment!
Oh yeah, a lot of flirting from people here, as well!:wink::biggrin1::tongue:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Got tips for my ailing golf game? John

 

[davidjh7]

Got tips for my ailing golf game? John

Never lose your balls, and never use a putter where you should be using a WOOD :biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Never lose your balls, and never use a putter where you should be using a WOOD :biggrin1:

Wood? Did someone mention wood?

My game sucks more than an avid cocksucker.

 

[davidjh7]

Wood? Did someone mention wood?

My game sucks more than an avid cocksucker.

Hmmm--maybe you should change to the cocksucking game, then---the greens fees are much lower..:biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Hmmm--maybe you should change to the cocksucking game, then---the greens fees are much lower..:biggrin1:

David, are we hijacking golfer's thread?:wink:

 

[davidjh7]

David, are we hijacking golfer's thread?:wink:

Probably--so in repentance...:hijacked:. And shut up and go to bed now .:biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Your thread is hereby returned, golfer. Matthew, you won't have to exercise your mod powers on us now. We are contrite.:wink:

 

[Pecker]

Your thread is hereby returned, golfer. Matthew, you won't have to exercise your mod powers on us now. We are contrite.:wink:

Contrite? Trite, maybe. :tongue:

Welcome, Tiger. Get in the hole!!!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Contrite? Trite, maybe. :tongue:

That, too. I could start in on listing the cliches that make my life complete, but that would bore you to tears.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Hmmm--maybe you should change to the cocksucking game, then---the greens fees are much lower..:biggrin1:

And aren't there more holes in one?
* hijack alert! hijack alert! *

 

[fortiesfun]

Welcome Golfer. My favorite golf anecdote is that Arnold Palmer's wife once said on national TV that she kissed his balls before each tournament for good luck. Still seems like a good practice to me.