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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by the golfer, Sep 5, 2006.

  1. the golfer

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    Hi Everyone,

    AS youcan see, I am new to this site. It casught my interest as I have beemn looking for such a support group to deal wih issues that I have encountered as far as my " endowment " goes, and I look forward to meeting all of you on this site:wink:
     
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  3. joyboytoy79

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    Welcome Golfer!
     
  4. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Wazza matter, Golfer? A jumpy putter?
    Maybe we can help ... but in any case, it would be fun to talk.
    Welcome, keep posting, and have fun at LPSG.
     
  5. agnslz

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    As do we you, Golfer!:wink:

    Welcome to LPSG!:smile: I'm sure you will find plenty of answers and
    support (both fun and real) for your issues with your endowment!
    Oh yeah, a lot of flirting from people here, as well!:wink::biggrin1::tongue:
     
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    Got tips for my ailing golf game? John
     
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    Never lose your balls, and never use a putter where you should be using a WOOD :biggrin1:
     
  8. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Wood? Did someone mention wood?

    My game sucks more than an avid cocksucker.
     
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    Hmmm--maybe you should change to the cocksucking game, then---the greens fees are much lower..:biggrin1:
     
  10. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    David, are we hijacking golfer's thread?:wink:
     
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    Probably--so in repentance...:hijacked:. And shut up and go to bed now .:biggrin1:
     
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    Your thread is hereby returned, golfer. Matthew, you won't have to exercise your mod powers on us now. We are contrite.:wink:
     
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    Contrite? Trite, maybe. :tongue:

    Welcome, Tiger. Get in the hole!!!
     
  14. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    That, too. I could start in on listing the cliches that make my life complete, but that would bore you to tears.
     
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    And aren't there more holes in one?:cool:
    * hijack alert! hijack alert! *
     
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    Welcome Golfer. My favorite golf anecdote is that Arnold Palmer's wife once said on national TV that she kissed his balls before each tournament for good luck. Still seems like a good practice to me.
     
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