I am obsessed with flatus.

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    How hard can you fart? I just farted so hard the wheels on my office chair left three 1/4" dents in the oak floors. Through a plastic chair pad. And I wasn't even sitting in it.

    Top that, motherfuckers.
     
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    Dammit man.:confused:
     
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    Fart Away. Thanks for letting us know, we'll steer clear.
     
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    Thanks for letting us know. I thought we were having an earthquake in Chicago. I'm still feeling the after shocks.
     
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    There was a famous French boulanger who could do the Marseillaise. I believe he was from the 1880s.
     
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    Dammit! You made me look up boulanger! I should have known it...was a baker.:wink:
     
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    flabber gas-ted
     
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    Wow! This is a totally new direction for Hickboy. Apart from the word "motherfuckers" at the end, of course.

    As for me, I am working on a device that will allow flatulent motorists to power their own cars.
     
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    Whenever I do exude a flatus, which is rarely, it has the essence of lotus blossoms on a warm Spring morning.

    I have a retinue of devotees who, in the hope of achieving olfactory nirvana, follow me around sniffing my ass.
     
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    Dude, I know how to fart!
     
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    I guess that is why you are called and old fart.


    PS Do fart have lumps??
     
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    I hope you fucking wiped afterwards.... or is it too late? :fart:
     
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    I knew a guy in college who could fart the National Anthem (better than Aguilera could sing it) with nearly perfect pitch, but to other than those of us in the locker room, it was a gift largely unobserved.
     
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    Unbelievable! I am a fan of the late Leonard Rossiter and knew of Pujol, le P├ętomane, but I had no idea that the two had come together in this way. Still, I think I would rate The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin higher.
     
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    I myself don't hold the record. That distinktion goes to my uncle who was in New Jersey 1 day and farted creating the Lincoln tunnel into Manhattan it was so powerful that it blasted a hole clear across town creating the Queens-midtown tunnel.
     
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    Did someone call for a match?
     
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    I knew you had it in you.
     
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